So I get UTIs like fucking crazy. Trust me I've gone through every checklist of "What could I be doing wrong" on earth and some people just get them more often than others. I think the general consensus is if you do everything right and still just get them you might have a scarred urethra from one of the infections and the scar tissue helps facilitate surface area for the bacteria to latch on to. I've been sitting on this how-to guide for a long time, if you have access to a doctor and can afford it please for the love of God go see a fucking doctor. If you don't, then this can help, I've actually gotten rid of two UTIS this way, but also remember that it could just as easily not work for you or turn into a kidney infection. If you have a kidney infection you NEED medical attention ASAP.
STEP ONE:
Go to your local rite aid or grocery store that has a pharmacy and pick up some Azo. Don't pick up the normal AZO though, because all that does is make your pee neon and make you want to pee less. Every drop of piss that comes out of your urethra is taking some bacteria out, so don't hold your bladder! The AZO I'm talking about is
AZO Defense.
Now that you're in a grocery store go get two gallon jugs of water and a lil 16 oz bottle of water.
Now go buy lemon wedges, lemon juice, lime juice, lime wedges, and ginger, And baking soda. Forget about the cranberry juice, it does jack shit. If you do have enough money buying cranberry pills can help.
OKAY NOW GO TO YOUR HOBO HUT or your car or whatever, Put one teaspoon of baking soda into your lil 16 oz water bottle. I'm gonna warn you now, it tastes like jizz, and the baking soda makes the water slimy like jizz, too. Try not to barf. I've found that adding a lot of lemon juice makes it taste a little like a Sprite... That someone's jizzed in. For some reason jizz Sprite is more palatable to me than jizz water, maybe you really like jizz and I should stop making assumptions, I mean, whatever floats your boat man.
VERY IMPORTANT. Baking soda is not good for you in large concentrations. Only do the jizz water at the very most twice a day, spaced out by many many hours.
Okay now that the 16 oz of jizz-water is gone and you hopefully took your AZO, fill the bottle back up with one of your gallon jugs and squirt a huge load (Giggity) of lemon juice in it. Now cut up half of your lemons and half of your limes and half of your ginger and shove it all into the gallon jug of water that you just poured 16 oz out of. Put said jug into the sunlight and keep drinking from your 16 oz bottle of lemon-y water.
Now, you wait. For the first four hours if you finish your 16 oz bottle then refill it with the regular water and add lemon or lime juice. After 4 hours go back and forth between your new sun tea and your regular water. You absolutely want to finish at least one gallon a day, aim for 2 though. When you finish your sun tea empty out the pieces of lemons and limes and ginger, it can help to take a piece or two of the ginger and eat it, but it's pretty gnarly. re-make the sun tea as needed and refill the gallon jug of normal water as needed. If you need to pee then pee, if you start experiencing incontinence then it might be a good idea to sit on a towel, if you are experiencing incontinence for longer than an hour or two that's a huge red flag and you should absolutely go see a doctor.
Hopefully this helps, you should feel a lot better by day 3 but keep doing this for 5-7 days just to make sure. Also, don't do the whole sex thing for those 5-7 days, it's just not a great idea to have a foreign body rubbing against the entrance to your urethra when it's inflamed and angry. If your partner has a problem with that send them my way so I can kick their ass for you.