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Pickup line megathread?

watson

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Didn’t we used to have one years ago? Maybe it got purged out. Anyways give me your best pickup lines dirty kid style!
 

Matt Derrick

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"I didn't know angels wore butt flaps"
"your dumpster, or mine?"
 

Odin

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I thought Chicago deep dish dumpster was fine but your New York thin crust makes me want to make you mine!
 
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"Hey baby, you look like you could use a good stick-and-poke"
 
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"I'm so horny I'm about to busk. I'm gonna sidewalk slam you so hard tonight, you won't be able to hop on the fly for a week."
 
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