not new but first account

[Im a Cop]

I've known about and scoped the site for years, but now im finally bored enough to start an account. So whats up?
middle class dropout, got a seasonal job, scrapin by, havin fun, into art, music, movies, diy, all the typical BS. sometimes i feel like a walking cliche. other times im a paradox. i guess im my own person, but sometimes i feel that everybody loves dystopia too much, and im just as guilty. too smart for my own good, can be entertained by oogles but sometimes its just too much stupid shit for one person to say. Im pro-active, living in a cultural bubble, a bourgeousie town, lack of community, a self starter. Hungry.

 

[Kim Chee]

Aren't you the fella who was just in the catbox claiming to be law enforcement?
Great way to make an intro and be noticed.

 

[Im a Cop]

its a joke. get it?

 

[Kim Chee]

Aren't you the fella who was just in the catbox claiming to be law enforcement?
Great way to make an intro and be noticed.

 

[wildboy860]

its a joke. get it?

if thats your idea of a joke, its not too funny. you wont get much of a posative response round here!

 

[Im a Cop]

nevermnid i should have known everyone on this site was too stupid. I didnt come here to get harassed. fuck this

 

[CXR1037]

Hey, Im a Cop!
What's your favorite method of detainment?

cxR - daphne, I reckon

 

[river dog]

im a cop too, i like to steal peoples wallets, then taze 'em. fuck detainment, hogtie the fuckers wiff handcuffs

 

[CXR1037]

People think I'm a cop a lot. Especially when my scanner is mounted on my sternum strap. They think it's my cop radio.

cxR - you have the right to remain...oh, hold on, dispatch is talking to my train...

 

[Dmac]

cop out

 

[Deleted member 125]

i didnt come here to get harassed!!! WAHHHHHHH!!! i came here for a ccg and advice on making my pants more train.

 

[Deleted member 20]

pig out

 

[Im a Cop]

Hey, Im a Cop!
What's your favorite method of detainment?

cxR - daphne, I reckon

i like to detain grandmas with duct tape in the back of their own minivans. just kidding. i had a cop detain me for no reason then refused to give me back my ID, said i had to come to the station and pick it up. fuck that.
granma" hi officer why did you pull me over"
cop "i ask the fucking questions here!" *pulls out tazer blasts her in the face*

 

[Pheonix]

Hey, Im a Cop!
What's your favorite method of detainment?

cxR - daphne, I reckon

chloroform, ball gag, zip ties and a body bag with a getaway van.