I lost mi pasaporte in Mexico, and they re-issued me one at the consulate, as well... Shit wasn't cheap, though, somewhere around $150, and it was only valid for 90 days. As for your personal situation, I'm not sure, since you've been there for so long (upwards of a year, from what it looks like from your pics..). It would definitely be a humbling experience, having to go to the consulate and explain your situation, that's fo' sho'. :\ In theory, they ARE there to assist American travelers, but they might not take too kindly to your shunning the 'rules and regulations' of international travel, homie. Hmm... Have you tried posting your questions in other forums, as well (say, lonely planet and/or travelpunk?) They have a massive online presence, geared a lot more towards international travel, and there might be more ppl there who can answer your questions... Best of luck!!