how to pass a piss test

[acrata4ever]

silicone glove filled with clean pee, attached to a small plastic hose bent back closed and a small rubber band. if youre a female it goes up your jimi jo. if youre male it goes up your shitter and surface adhesion makes it run down your jinga janga just say its dribbling because of an enlarged prostate or stage fright. this should keep the piss at 98.6

 

[robbaked]

Well I don't know if you can get a fake vagina but High Times always has adds for this deal called "the Whizzinator" which is a strap-on rubber penis and ball sac.
The rubber scrotum actually is a reservoir for fake pee/someone else's pee.
google it

I used the whizzenator for a while and it worked like a charm. Dude was looking over my shoulder while i was pissing and everything. It's worth it if you can find a used one for cheap. Drinking mad water with b-12 worked for me too. Flush the system!

 

[acrata4ever]

i heard of people gettin busted with the whizzenator

 

[bIackswan]

you pass a piss test the same why you piss a pass test.

 

[RSTY802510]

5 hour energy shots have a lot of niacin so take a bunch off them and drink a lot of water. Youll get a false positive but it's better then positive. I do it just to fuck with my p.o.

I've heard you can take shots off apple cider vinager to help flush your system too,and if you get blood tested too like I did there's really no way out. That i know at least. Best ways is just don't do drugs. Or smoke spice or k2 untill you get off probation.

 

[RSTY802510]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_cannabis
Just be careful lots of side effects to this shit.