Hello, I'm Barf. Anyone gotta mint? (1 Viewer)


Oct 6, 2018
Current Location
NW Montana
Dear StP,

My name is Barf. I'm 31 and live in northwest Montana with the love of my life, our ten month old baby boy, and a border collie mix named Gregor. I moved around a lot in my twenties but I am happy to say that I am where I need to be.

I did my schooling in Chattanooga, TN. I think growing up trains were always on the back of my mind.

I loved a forum once. it was called opiophile. That forum went belly up and created an empty space in my soul.

Firm believer in clean needles, narcan, and not treating junkies like inhuman scum.

Then one day I was browsing an article @https://abeautifulresistance.org/ and found a link to this place. I'm in love.

I like magnolias, urban exploration and birds.

I am quiet fond of the color yellow. I am into feet.

You guys know Dino Sex? Sure you do! He's a friend of mine.

This place seems swell. I look forward to uh, um, being a member.

I need another beer.

<3 Barf
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