Crazy shit you still wish you could do (1 Viewer)


Jan 22, 2012
Milwaukee, United States
Have you ever tripped face on a skyscraper, beat up a train bull, or screwed the moderately famous?
You don't have to confess those things, but what's something you only dream about? What limits you from, specifically?
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Jul 28, 2011
Rochester, NY
I miss my wed night night mtb bike rides with a wild crew - miss the downhill, bombing around the concrete fixtures/steps with my bike. But the back says not anymore :(

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Nov 4, 2014
Gainesville, United States
I rode a motorcycle @100+ MPH for nearly an hour on a public highway, and slept in a parking space at a rest stop next to said motorcycle with cars and trucks passing left and right- Sleeping like a rock... It was amazing, but I would not do it again unless I was magically transported back into the body of a twenty-something. I think now that I'm advancing into the later part of my forties, sleeping in a parking-lot on asphalt would fuck up my hips and put all of my limbs to sleep- That happens to be a really, really uncomfortable "wake up" just as an FYI for all of you youngsters.
Oct 28, 2018
houston Texas
Enjoying 1000+ dxm trips, and I'm an ex tweaker so the sights were fun in the railroads at night.. back in the day.. just brew and good bud now.. also nicotine... sweet, sweet disgusting tarnished released with tar...


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May 17, 2018
Wish I could fall out of trees without injuring something...

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I deleted myself
I must be boring. The only thing I wish I could still do is watch anime on cable tv with a bowl of cereal, but that's out of my control.

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