Amish chicks on Amtrak

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

As many of you know, the Amish love Amtrak, especially in the Philly-Chicago corridor.

Well, lately young Amish girls around 19-27 have been eye-fucking me when the others arent looking.

A few even shake their hips like Shakira while walking down the aisle.

i really wanna get down with them, 1790s style 😂❤️ Some are smokin fukkin hawt

 

[Spazz]

Hey, be careful bro! They may have the hots for you, but Amish chicks are not all fun and games.

Do your research about how the Amish treat their dogs before you commit yourself to rescuing a lady.

I'm talking to myself about 20 years ago if you think I'm just pissing in your cheerios, lol. Got mixed up with religious abuse and couldn't rescue my own Princess in a tower.

You probably are the best thing these girls have ever seen in their lives because their lives really ARE that bad, but your life matters too!

You only get one. Please don't waste it on battles you aren't going to win.

There are lots of hot punk chicks out there who are sex positive and can carry their own weight. Maybe some of yours, too, if they're anything like the punk chicks I hang out with.