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  1. Joe Btfsplk

    News & Blogs Get Outta Here. Obviously blatant.

    From Wisconsin police department offers to test your meth for coronavirus - https://www.cbs58.com/news/wisconsin-police-department-offers-to-test-your-meth-for-coronavirus MERRILL, Wis. (CBS 58) -- Police in Merrill, Wisconsin are encouraging people to turn in meth so they can check it for the...
  2. Joe Btfsplk

    Peeing is like a good book. Once you get started you can't stop.

    Read this story from a former EMT I saw on Quora, As an EMT, what is a moment that made your jaw drop? - Quora - https://www.quora.com/As-an-EMT-what-is-a-moment-that-made-your-jaw-drop As an EMT, what is a moment that made your jaw drop? Charles Sendicker Charles Sendicker, Firefighter /...
  3. Joe Btfsplk

    News & Blogs ‘We knew it was coming:’ ‘Tent City’ residents not surprised to receive notices ordering them out

    https://fox6now.com/2019/10/06/we-knew-it-was-coming-tent-city-residents-not-surprised-to-receive-notices-ordering-them-out Some living in “Tent City” said the notices weren’t a surprise. “It’s a pretty nice place,” said Antwan Lovell Harrison. “People get to live here.” Antwan Lovell...
  4. Joe Btfsplk

    Blog From a Carny. Very Interesting.

    https://diary-of-a-carny.blogspot.com/2007/ Very harsh at times and hardcore throughout about a carnival worker, his work, his travel. Good read. Snippets: "Jack Kerouac was a self destructive drunk and a good enough writer I think. His book "On the Road" was a fictional story. As a fictional...
  5. Joe Btfsplk

    Another State to OK Marijuana Sales

    Illinois is on the verge of legalizing recreational mota; governor ready to sign the bill; legal in January of 2020. Amen, there is a god.
  6. Joe Btfsplk

    Chicago Hot Dog Boner (Horrible Gaffe of Heinz)

    Matt: Don't know if this post belongs here, move it at your want. The post is mainly for EphemeralStick, he'll enjoy it. Also, I would like to send him a private email and not clutter up StP. I want to know if he would be interested in surprising the Slab City clan; I have an idea of how to...
  7. Joe Btfsplk

    Joke

    So Grandpa's driving with his third-grade granddaughter and beeps the horn by mistake. The little girl turns and looks at him and he says, "I did that by accident." She says, "I know that, Grandpa." He asks her how she knew and she says. "Because you didn't say 'asshole' afterwards."
  8. Joe Btfsplk

    Cats

    If the earth is flat, why haven't cats knocked everything off of it?
  9. Joe Btfsplk

    Interesting--Arizona UFO Spotted by Two Pilots

    Two pilots on different aircraft reported having close encounters with a mysterious object flying high above Arizona last month, according to the Federal Aviation Administration. The sightings occurred within minutes of each other on the afternoon of Feb. 24, some 40,000 feet above southern...
  10. Joe Btfsplk

    Police and Doctors

    "Do you use recreational drugs?" This question is frequently asked on a form or in person in a medical situation. I have smoked reefer for years. Back in the 70's or 80's I read to never admit to marijuana use because I'd be labeled a drug addict, thereby severally limiting medical pain meds...
  11. Joe Btfsplk

    A Tesla Owner's Excuse For His Drunk Driving Crash: The Car Was Driving

    According to the California Highway Patrol, the driver explained that his Tesla electric vehicle "had been set on autopilot," obviating the need for him to be in control of the vehicle or, well, sober. The driver had a blood alcohol content nearly double the legal limit and a tenuous...
  12. Joe Btfsplk

    Aging.

    Look at the black and white photo. Upper right corner. Second shot. Same guy forty years later. Polka band. Can you pick him out? This is what you have to look forward to.
  13. Joe Btfsplk

    Felony Franks

    I am a felon, I grew marijuana for myself and was ratted on. I've never been in a fight let alone firearms or other nefarious ilk. I'm a felon. Good luck finding work. I admire Jim Andrews: CHICAGO -- When James Andrews opened a hot-dog stand on this city's rough West Side, he thought he was...