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Would you like to be Smutty Buddies with me?

Nice pickle

@Juan Derlust Too much trouble at the moment, it would take me 30 minutes and 10 attempts to get through it without fucking it up.Perhaps tom or the next as I am off. However, I am realizing you requesting a lot of creativity for others but sharing little of your own. (sans gibberish :))...

@Eng JR Lupo RV323 to answer seriously, yes, we are trying to do the mods and the rest of STP a favor by keeping our COVIDiocy in this thread only. ;)

I just come here because I like orgies and free love!

@Juan Derlust remind me to tell you the story of this trapeze artist

Montucky lubrication

@Juan Derlust Call me passe', but Free Love and Orgies will always be THEE thread. Have fun in your kingdom of cum

Find someone you really enjoy talking to and vice versa, and ask them to do wierd shit sexually with you. ;)

Bringing things full circle, after 13 amazing pages and 2k views and Orgy story. About 10 years ago a girl I really loved and I met up to 'same room swap' with a really hot couple we found online. Everyone vibed at the bar, we go back to thier place, everyone gets nekkid, and everyone is...

Can I be Stevie Wonder?!?! Ill start practicing.

We ARE the nouvveau and we are creating a kingdom!

@roughdraft I asked the same! Im also curious of @StarMage 's vision urban cybertrash. So vivid!

and he should expect nothingless from you

If you add the buns in @Juan Derlust avatar and @Faceplant 'sface you got a pretty nummy sammy!

@Juan Derlust You beat me to it though. Which will be ironic once you see my "rigid digits" burn in another thread.

SYNCHRONICTYYYYYYYYY! I love you.

Cant someone with Hamburger face in their avatar let us vegans dream?! ;)

Shame ya cant type faster, Ol Rigid Digits

@SouthernSammon if you like slappin da bass Higher Ground is a really fun song to learn to play. I recently taught myself Bohemian Rhapsody on the uke, thats a really cool song to learn for anyone that likes the uke.

I have to say, @Wheat2020 has been the perfect addition and complimentory piece in all this COVIDiocy. Cracks me up! Best supporting role goes to....

YOU WIN! So clever!

You said you do it w your fingertips. Expound please? @Brodiesel710 your shit emogi rating on @Wheat2020 's post about diarrhea needs to be mentioned. BRILLIANT!

Muscle pain or joint pain? If the former find a tennis ball, lay on your side with the tennis ball under you on the ground, roll around on it with your ass and with it put pressure on all your glute muscles and attachments around your greater trochanter and sacrum. Then google piriformis...

The card game or rabbits outta hats? Show us a trick, please? Where in London? I lived in Barnett for a year. British jail drunk tanks serve a delicious breakfast, you know?

@Juan Derlust If you were a superhero your costume would include a futility belt....

*FOUL! Really? And you dated yourself with this one, Donna. Noone here knows that zipcode

Thats an interesting result to ponder. I dont care, Ima be silly and goofy w kids. I like to coach at the YMCA bc it makes me feel good about myself. Im always wasslin' around with them and goofin on them. The kids and parents love me.They do make you take a lot of clasees and bc some sad stuff...

Nooooooo. Its like wiping a sharpie, dood.

*uncle from another carbunkle. -carbunkle is such a gross word for something that is in itself gross

Its not that I want top poster Its that I dont want YOU to be top poster. And I am the only one here that can gibberate at a level close to yours....so...it continues 4 out of 5 people suffer from diahhrea 1 out of 5 enjoy it.

Who's on first? -Felix Unger

And handicaps in your head dont help you get/give head.

******2k views Y'all!******* carry on

Im not critisizing your post and I understand why these worries exist (we were all molested, right?) just musing But I really dislike how we live in a world where being silly and sweet in an inocuous manner with kiddos is now always questioned as creepy or wierd. Ya cant even try and make a...

Fuck that dood. I cant tell you how many girls have been into me bc I ride a bicycle and am mostly homeless. Own that shit.People like positivity. If youre willing to truly be your authentic self, you'll attact the right people.

@Wheat2020 In my experience the best thing one can do when having trouble finding a mate is this; lower standards

This Moriaty

@Wheat2020 Basquiat is one of my faves! There's another more contempory artist named Courtney Adams you may like. Same kinda minimal vibe.

Heard that, Sis. This was me 20 years ago, as in I knew I couldnt be happy in a conventional life, but was scared of the unknown and giving up modern comforts.. It's like doing a 70ft cliff jump into a beautiful lake. At first youre scared of getting hurt. But if you work up the courage to do...

Good on ya brother. Not too long ago I was peeing next to my friends 4 yo son; I felt oddly emasculated by the fact that his stream could have shot birds of a wire and mine barely cleared my shoes. Anyone (male) have a brother that they played GHOSTBUSTERS with while sharing the toilet peeing...

THIS! This is my favorite part about travelling and these situations always occur when I am seem to be very much in need of having my faith in humanity restored. No matter our differences, cultural or other, we can always find a level to connect on if we are willing to reach out and be kind...

Nice reveal! Such a good thread. Intrigue and drama. I thought you meaaaant something way different. I though you were saying dont fuck w girls online unless you see the number 27, as in age. Thats why I rated you funny. I dont think your post was funny now.

Do they mind the smell?

Cool Dood! I likes it! It reminds me of something Basquiat would do. Check him out if you at not seen him. Nice work, now keep at it. Sorry I am just giving you props on this, Im just seeing it. I been hangin in the COVIDiocy thread. Cmon over. Its great.

@Wheat2020 Didnt you owe us some creative piece in another thread? Why we still waiting?

You look like Paul Bunyan and the dreamy lead singer of a shitty indy band had a baby. :)

Fancy locks yo! Oribe Gold lust and repair conditioner? Also. Being STP, I accept you and your lumber-sexuality.

*YIKES! rating

@Juan Derlust We would love to see your real hair.