Vonuist

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  Vonuist

• Sep 1, 2011

First he attacks a tractor, now a truck. I think my dog's a luddite.

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  Vonuist

• Aug 27, 2011

Stuck at the ranger station with a conspiracy theory obsessed moron. This will end badly.

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  Vonuist

• Aug 26, 2011

Helped some tourists change a tire and got given a bottle of Claret. Result!

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  Vonuist

• Aug 24, 2011

The German word for 'inflatable sex-doll' is gummipuppe.

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  Vonuist

• Aug 23, 2011

Bulldog farts are the worst! It's like a chemical weapon.

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  Vonuist

• Aug 22, 2011

Bitten by midges and scratching myself to death.

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  Vonuist

• Aug 22, 2011

Lugg has cut his paw.

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  Vonuist

• Aug 21, 2011

Woke up under a pile of dogs.