I'm working as a tree-counter in Scotland, at the moment, which genuinely involves walking around the forests, with Lugg ,my American Bulldog, counting and measuring trees and trying not to fall to my death in one of the sink holes or bogs.
By the summer of 2013 (give or take a decade) I should have enough saved to buy a little narrowboat to convert into a liveaboard and then I'm going to have a go at stand-up comedy.
"While there is a lower class, I am in it, while there is a criminal element I am of it and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free."
-Eugene Debs
"Never ever work"
-Quentin Crisp