Vasectomies?

Free beer for the vasectomized!

I will buy (or steal) a beer for any dude who gets a vasectomy, and those who've had 'em:
Widerstand, Lint, Spinelli, BikeGeek666 (go do it already), Spud.
I'll be in Portland and Seattle in December, then maybe down to the SF Bay/San Jose area.
Maybe we should have a Sterilized-Peoples' party?

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Free beer for the vasectomized!

Widerstand said:
I knew this whole vasectomy thing would pay off!!!
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Well you're still child-free, ain't ya? How's that for a payoff?
And just think of all the protein you've absorbed and haven't lost with every ejaculation!
 
Lame, I just checked planned parenthood where I have to go and it says vasectomies are in Ann Arbor. Fuck thats an hour drive 1 way for me.
 
I walked out of the clinic, and into a bar. A few drinks, some vicodin, and about 1 1/2 hours after the surgery I was riding a tall bike around Oakland. Not the best idea, but didn't make things worse. I was on a bike pretty much through my whole recovery. I even got doored at one point, riding down Broadway in Oakland, wrecked up my knee pretty bad, but my sac was fine.
bikegeek666 said:
not always reversible, i forget the odds that it will be.

it shouldn't affect your sex life, but i hear it affects your ability to do things like ride a bike for about a week, which has held me back since i live on my bike.
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reverssible odds are 75% no, but consider that if you change you mind in 5-10 years, there will be a lot of advancement in the medical field.
 
Free beer for the vasectomized!

veggieguy12 said:
I will buy (or steal) a beer for any dude who gets a vasectomy, and those who've had 'em:
Widerstand, Lint, Spinelli, BikeGeek666 (go do it already), Spud.
I'll be in Portland and Seattle in December, then maybe down to the SF Bay/San Jose area.
Maybe we should have a Sterilized-Peoples' party?
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I'm totally taking you up on that-

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Spinelli said:
Lame, I just checked planned parenthood where I have to go and it says vasectomies are in Ann Arbor. Fuck thats an hour drive 1 way for me.
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An hour in exchange for knowing that you'll never have to worry about becoming some kids daddy. Get your ass to Ann Arbor! I always find it more than a little bizarre when people that can travel across the country can't seem to make one intercity trip or out to the burbs.
 
Man, I had the best birth control ever, I saw my friend who was in a decent band in san francisco, had his own place, and a good job and he knocked some girl up, and now he works grave yard shift at a gas station so he can watch the kid while mommys at work and school, he doesnt really have much of a band any longer, and he lives in her parents house with her...now that Ive found out that planned parent hood does it for free (thanks widerstand) for low income Im gonna get it over with, nothin worse than a screaming baby at two a.m.
 
I wish female sterilization was as simple as a vasectomy. I might do it anyway, even though it's not. There are too many damn people on this planet, we don't need anymore.
 
damn i used to think it was a good idea, but, your old man having to walk with a cane?
seriously reconsidering it, brah, plus girls get off when you pull out the coathanger a anyway
 
So who's going to the April 24 meeting in Portland who is owed a beer by me on my pledge?

You may be asked to prove your vasectomy by showing your sac.
 
I would like to get one(I'm pretty sure) but after seeing that pic I got bad phantom pains in my balls and my stomach tightened up. I just don't think I could go through with the actual procedure.
 
It's not _that_ bad, I did it in '83... trust me Veg, you don't want to look at my bag...
 
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