I've been sided in some yard in bumfuck Georgia going on 3 hours. I know this car is destined to Junction City but not til afternoon of the 8th. So after getting in this foxhole while on one side of the yard, I get moved to the opposite side of the yard. I peeked out 45 mins ago and my car is maybe 40 ft from where the bull is parked. I can hear his convo & the a/c kicking in his little building, which reminds me how hot it is in here and I have to fart and im scared to and it kinda hurts. I'm not just scared if him hearing im afraid I might shat myself again bc I already kinda did earlier, not bad just enough to make a man rethink his priorities and this is my last pair of boxers and I only have one pair if socks after these. God this sucks and my butt hurts and I have to pee now WILL IT EVER END GOD FUCKING HELP ME PLEASE!!!