venusinpisces
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Question: if you were scheduled to appear for a court hearing and had the means to present yourself accordingly, what impression would you attempt to convey to the judge? Responsible office professional, or gangsta thug with excessive bling? The reason I ask is because I was recently ordered to appear before the judge on account of the heinous crime of storing my bicycle on the middle of the train car as opposed to its designated spot on the end, and I was surprised to see that roughly half of the courtroom was adorned in their finest designer sweatpants, gold jewelry and other assorted pimp gear. One woman turned everyone's heads when she sauntered in wearing spike heels and a dress so tight it looked like it was painted on. Previously, I had assumed the most appropriate attire would be the conservative office professional outfit I had borrowed from my roommate, but now I'm not so sure. Perhaps the wisest choice is to to dress in a similar style as the man who wore faded sweatpants, a gold chain and an old t-shirt stating "You can trust me. I'm a doctor" (seriously, he really wore that). When in Rome, do as the Romans do, right? I do wish they would provide us with instructions for these little dilemmas.