The legality of *road head*

Haha...idk, but before posting it I actually did some research and was surprised to find it true! Huh. Oh well. Breaking the law's fun sometimes. lol ;)
 
It can be dangerous...I almost crashed a 70' Plymouth Fury when my girlfriend was doing this to me one night. Had to pull over to finish.
 
N.C. calls it a "crime against nature". this from a state where the age of consent is 14!
 
When I got hit by a truck on my bike and got a concussion, broken femur, and collapsed lung this winter the driver was pulling into an abandoned parking lot late at night right after meeting up with his long distance girlfriend.
No way of knowing, but I'm pretty sure I was a victim of roadhead.
I think it's fucking stupid.

But BJ's being illegal is pretty fucking funny.
 
Who knows what would happen if a cited driver was to take a sodomy ticket to court; if cited for a driving violation (reckless operation of motor vehicle, driving while impaired, something along those lines), I can see it being upheld. If it is a plain sodomy ticket for non-vaginal sex, it should be dismissed by the judge.
I take it that this 2008 article is kinda meant more to be fun than strictly informative in a legal sense, but it could have done with a footnote of the research - though, it kinda invalidates the article.
See for yourself, but sodomy laws were federally (nationally) overturned in 2003 (Lawrence v. Texas).
 
Well thanks veggie-guy. I guess the stuff I read was pretty outdated. lol

Actually I did find this read more humorous than anything. But it's always good to know the facts :p
 
I looked into this age of consent thing because being from the west coast I thought it was 18 everywhere. I found I was really wrong. Some southern states still actually have a legal age of consent as 12 for girls.
 
Doubt it's illegal here in Oregon Either, but I know any type of Sodemy is illegal in some states, which, basically bans gay sex in general.
 
I have heard that it's illegal in NY, but have not cared enough to look. The courts must have some authority, but not against the will of the people. Maybe it's illegal to get head while driving, but my judge also says I'm not allowed to associate with my girlfriend because I'm on probation. I do both. Sometimes you have to practice civil disobedience when the rich white protestants pass unjust laws. Every individual is greater than the law. They take everything from us; we must disobey unreasonable and unjust laws that we consider beyond the authority of the court. We matter; the laws are words in books interpreted by overpaid assholes with nothing to gain or lose. Fight the good fights.
 
mksnowboarder said:
I have heard that it's illegal in NY, but have not cared enough to look. The courts must have some authority, but not against the will of the people. Maybe it's illegal to get head while driving, but my judge also says I'm not allowed to associate with my girlfriend because I'm on probation. I do both. Sometimes you have to practice civil disobedience when the rich white protestants pass unjust laws. Every individual is greater than the law. They take everything from us; we must disobey unreasonable and unjust laws that we consider beyond the authority of the court. We matter; the laws are words in books interpreted by overpaid assholes with nothing to gain or lose. Fight the good fights.
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overthinking it much? lol
 
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