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...he discovers as he wakes that not only Was it a dumpster he'd passed out in but the arms of a sexy little punker lady....
 
it was the man of his dreams. dumpster whips out a massive cock and beats skid with it till hes unconcious.
 
Skid finally comes to with massive headache and has on nothing but a clear rain coat in an alley, "Fuck, that's the last time I drink a whole space bag before eating mushrooms." He then picks up....
 
A dead pigeon carcass covered in maggots...(Breakfast)?...He stuffs it in the clear plastic side pocket and proceeds to...
 
the remaining half sandwhich and begins to eat it, only to find it has been pissed on by the Dumpster woman/man."Damn it!" he yells...
 
down the ally skid sees dumpster laying in a puddle of "free's" own puke; he goes to kick "frim" in the balls but realizes it way a dildo he's been beaten with.....
 
And out of nowhere skid is hit in the back of the head, as he turned to see what the hell it was......
 
He is struck again, skid falls back only to see Officer Mcbeatyourass bring up his nightstick one more time..
 
skids screams like a scared school girl and crawls away on all fours, grim and dirty rigs sticking to him as he goes..
 
crawling under a desk, where he finds a backpack filled with ganja. he kicks the officer as he puts the pack on. he proceeds to...
 
whip. skid realised he had entered an abandoned bondage dungeon, judging from the poster of a naked man dangling from ropes. skid picked up the whip, planning to use it as...
 
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