The best thread ever

[jabbyscabby]

Okay i want to see if this works

help finish the story by writing a sentence after the person in front of you!
Lets see how far and funny this will get!

Once apon a time there was a crusty train rider named Skidmarks.........

 

[Dmac]

one day he got drunk and jumped a southbound....

 

[finn]

and he found that he was not alone inside, because in the corner was...

 

[Ravie]

a train bear that....

 

[Shoestring]

was trying to open up a band-aid package. After he....

 

[Ravie]

slaped a bandaid on his ass he turned to skidmarks and....

 

[Speedy]

asked him if he had a smoke...

 

[enocifer]

The bear grunted and threw him a pouch of Bugler that was full of snipe butts. Skidmarks then asked the bear for a light, and the bear...

 

[Ravie]

...out of no where EXPLODED INTO A MILLION BEAR CHUNKS.....

 

[wokofshame]

....out of which,with the addition of some springs from the scrap, he cooked a delicious chili

 

[Ravie]

just when the chili was all gone the train derailed!...

 

[mkirby]

...and toppled over, throwing skidmark into a nearby ditch, where he found...

 

[eatmonksus]

a dirty heroin junkie shooting. skid proceeded to....

 

[Ravie]

piss on the junkies kit but then the junkie gets pissed and....

 

[eatmonksus]

stabs skid with his needle, leading him to...

 

[Ravie]

get HIV. This realy pisses skid off so he...

 

[eatmonksus]

sets off on a journey to eliminate AIDS and junkies by...

 

[Ravie]

single handedly sneaking into govornment hospitals and stealing the cure for AIDs and lewering the junkies to a deserted island with his stolen helecopter(from the hospital) then....

 

[eatmonksus]

dropping one eightball of H, so yhe junkies would rip each other apart like zombies. then destroying the surviving junkie by...

 

[mkirby]

tainting the world's supply of smack with...