Video Next time you sit on the toilet, bring a weapon

[wizehop]

Now these guys are crust as FUCK....

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/how-easily-can-rat-wriggle-your-toilet


Watch How Easily A Rat Can Wriggle Up Your Toilet

August 27, 2015 | by Danielle Andrew

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There have lots of stories about unexpected things turning up in toilets, such as snakes, frogs, and even squirrels and possums. And rats, of course.

So how easy would it be for a rat to make its way through the sewers, successfully traverse your internal plumbing, navigate the U-bend and find its way into your toilet?

Well according to National Geographic, pretty darn easy. Did you know that rats can tread water for up to three days, and even hold their breath for three minutes? Combine those skills with the ability to squeeze through the smallest of spaces and the chance of finding a rat in your home may not be so slim after all.

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[MirandaLeigh]

So cute!!!

 

[Odin]

The Rats shall Inherit the EARTH!

I for one welcome our new FUrry Underlords!!

::joyful::

 

[milkhauler]

Remember that movie Ghoulies? The scene when the ghoulie bit some dudes junk off as he was taking a dump! Someone burn that rat with FIRE!!!

I'm gonna be shit shy now! [emoji12]

 

[MirandaLeigh]

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All hail the Rat Kings!!!

 

[milkhauler]

[emoji90] [emoji81]

 

[milkhauler]

Hampsters are cooler!

 

[Kim Chee]

My ass is a weapon, I brought it.

Poor fuckin' rat won't know what hit 'em when I fart...then poop.

 

[psychofoamer]

Rodents are gross. They are not cute fuzzy creatures. They are disgusting vermin that can spread infectious diseases. Only good rat is a dead rat

 

[MirandaLeigh]

What about a pet rat?! I've had two of them. So smart, lovable and do the cutest tricks. =) Wild ones...not so much..

 

[Kim Chee]

What about a pet rat?! I've had two of them. So smart, lovable and do the cutest tricks. =) Wild ones...not so much..

The wild ones are smarter than shit, they won't do tricks for you and they find their own food.

Reminds me of the dirty kid nation.

 

[psychofoamer]

I don't like rodents wild or otherwise. Not many things gross me out, but people keeping rodents as pets is one of them

 

[iamwhatiam]

Rodents are gross. They are not cute fuzzy creatures. They are disgusting vermin that can spread infectious diseases. Only good rat is a dead rat

Insert "humans" where rodent/vermin/rat is. Humans are also gross and disgusting creatures than spread infectious disease!
I don't have a problem with pet rats, I think they are kinda cool. But I have had rats/mice scurry over me on my sleeping bag at night (***shivers*** and THAT is a little too close for comfort.

 

[psychofoamer]

Insert "humans" where rodent/vermin/rat is. Humans are also gross and disgusting creatures than spread infectious disease!
I don't have a problem with pet rats, I think they are kinda cool. But I have had rats/mice scurry over me on my sleeping bag at night (***shivers*** and THAT is a little too close for comfort.

Would you have a pet human?

 

[mymotherisafish]

I used to have a bunch of pet rats before I started travelling, they were smarter and better looking than most people I know

 

[spectacular]

Then it crawls up your ass, through your intestines and stomach until it reaches your esophagus and then chews a hole through your skull and takes control of your brain

 

[milkhauler]

Pet rats are ok. Its the wild ones that do creepy shit, like crawl along power lines and stare at you with those evil eyes.

 

[iamwhatiam]

you should check out the rat temple in india

 

[iamwhatiam]

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[PegLegRon]

anyone ever heard of rat and bucket torture?