Lil girl and a clown are walking through the woods, lil girl looks at the clown and says "these woods are really scary" Clown says "you think the woods are scary now, I'm the one who has to walk home alone."
So does anyone have any jokes??
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What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"How are we ever gonna get thru this shit?"
"How are we ever gonna get thru this shit?"
Q: what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
A: I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
A: I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
None, they just beat the room for being black.
Or I suppose it would take just the one, but he'd call for a whole fleet of back up. who knows.
Q: a politician, a cop, and a banker decide to have a race where they jump off of a roof. who wins?
A: society
A: society
A guy walks into a bar....he says "Ow."
I use that one all the freakin' time.
I use that one all the freakin' time.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip
Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass
Keep the tip
Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass
What's the difference between an onion and a politician?
I cry when I cut up an onion.
I cry when I cut up an onion.
What did the hippy chick say when you told her to get off your couch?
"namaste"..
"namaste"..
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
It doesnt matter, she didn't listen the first two times.
It doesnt matter, she didn't listen the first two times.
Well I had a pencil joke but its pointless.
I was gonna say a crusty kid joke but someone stole it.
Then I was gonna tell a joke about my dick but its way too long.
I was gonna say a crusty kid joke but someone stole it.
Then I was gonna tell a joke about my dick but its way too long.
What do you call a pig with a sun tan? Bacon
How many gay activists does is take change a light bulb? None, the bulb shouldn't have to change for Society to accept it.
How many gay activists does is take change a light bulb? None, the bulb shouldn't have to change for Society to accept it.
How do you keep an Oogle in suspense?
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