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So does anyone have any jokes??
- Thread starter drunken marauder
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outskirts
I ain't getting any younger.
Thanks, glad to hear the origin of the pic. My uncle, who was a firefighter, gave me the pic. It must have been passed around the department as a joke in itself when he was still there.
SaltyCrew
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How many?
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Anarchists can't change anything.
SaltyCrew
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Ahhhhhh!!! Lol. I should have known...
GhostWithTheMost
Previously HoboSquirrell
Whats a Cat use to make its eggs in the morning?
Its Whiskers
Its Whiskers
GhostWithTheMost
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GhostWithTheMost
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Hobo richard
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Hahaha these are great!
Here's my contribution...
Its late and patients and staff have left the dentist office for the day. The dentist remains behind and is straightening golf magazines, when a guy enters.
"Can I help you? Asks the dentist.
"I'm a moth! Says the guy.
"Excuse me? Asks the dentist and the guy repeats: I'm a moth!
"Well this is a dental office, maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist"
I already tried that says the guy.
"Then why are you here? Asks the dentist.
The guy says,
"Your light was on.
Here's my contribution...
Its late and patients and staff have left the dentist office for the day. The dentist remains behind and is straightening golf magazines, when a guy enters.
"Can I help you? Asks the dentist.
"I'm a moth! Says the guy.
"Excuse me? Asks the dentist and the guy repeats: I'm a moth!
"Well this is a dental office, maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist"
I already tried that says the guy.
"Then why are you here? Asks the dentist.
The guy says,
"Your light was on.
GhostWithTheMost
Previously HoboSquirrell
How do you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to come crawling back to you after they break up with you?
Break their wheelchair
Break their wheelchair
GhostWithTheMost
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Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Getting them back in the wheelchair when your done
Getting them back in the wheelchair when your done
White Hawk
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Two lefts don't make a right but two Wright's make one hell of an airplane
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It's been so long I forgot the punchline-WTF!!!?>?>
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Oh yeah - "BLOOD LITE"
The best part is I tried to google this and came up with nothing...guess it's an original joke!!
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BLOOD LITE
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Why do anarchists drink green tea??
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Barf
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Www.trumpdonald.org
You can thank me later(after a laugh)
There has been weird energies I've been picking up on in my normal day to day shit and even here.
Take a deep breath through your nose, filling up your lungs but not letting your stomach rise, hold it for a few seconds and exhale. Do this until your blood stream is good and full of oxygen and you feel relaxed.
But cereal, click on the link.
I mean trump is the biggest joke of the year.
<3
barf
Ps - not that off topic this time
You can thank me later(after a laugh)
There has been weird energies I've been picking up on in my normal day to day shit and even here.
Take a deep breath through your nose, filling up your lungs but not letting your stomach rise, hold it for a few seconds and exhale. Do this until your blood stream is good and full of oxygen and you feel relaxed.
But cereal, click on the link.
I mean trump is the biggest joke of the year.
<3
barf
Ps - not that off topic this time
Did not want to derail the English vegan magic dude's thread any further, but it reminded me of this joke:
Q: How can you tell if someone is vegan?
A: They'll tell you.
Q: How can you tell if someone is vegan?
A: They'll tell you.
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