Pickup line megathread?

[watson]

Didn’t we used to have one years ago? Maybe it got purged out. Anyways give me your best pickup lines dirty kid style!

 

[Matt Derrick]

"I didn't know angels wore butt flaps"
"your dumpster, or mine?"

 

[Influential]

Ur skin is smooth like Steelies and dumpster melon.

 

[Deleted member 30226]

This may be your last opportunity to offer to take ME out to dinner --- as I count the change in my hand for a 40.

 

[Odin]

I thought Chicago deep dish dumpster was fine but your New York thin crust makes me want to make you mine!

 

[CoyoteAnnabis]

Is that a rail spike in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[iamwhatiam]

"Hey baby, you look like you could use a good stick-and-poke"

 

[iamwhatiam]

"I'm so horny I'm about to busk. I'm gonna sidewalk slam you so hard tonight, you won't be able to hop on the fly for a week."