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3rdEyeOrganics

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On the road I go by Felonious J or FIGJAM. I'm a former nationally touring headlining comedian. Who by most of societies standards checked out, hasn't come back and does not intend to. I go where I want to. I do what I want to. I answer to no one. Except for Jake my faithful traveling companion and spiritual advisor disguised as an Australian Blue Heeler. I left the east coast in February pretty much hit every state in between. I committed to traveling and living free in 2014. Currently in SoOr on NorCal border thinking of firing up my rig the Murder Mobile and heading south for the winter.
 
Welcome man.

I think you found the right place.

The Murder Mobile and a Blue Heeler?

I'm already in love.

Stick around for a bit. Share some anecdotes.

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Eat your own barf?
 
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Please tell me you have met joey diaz.

Welcome to stp.
 
Welcome man.

I think you found the right place.

The Murder Mobile and a Blue Heeler?

I'm already in love.

Stick around for a bit. Share some anecdotes.

@blank
Eat your own barf?
I'm digging the spot fo sho. Now if this fucking dog will advise me how to navigate this joint all will be something.
 
Also I don't like the label "lurker" I'd prefer if I could have that Matt dude label me "creeper", "creeplife" "permacreep". Oh and set my location as "creepmandu". Thanks in advance
 
Also I don't like the label "lurker" I'd prefer if I could have that Matt dude label me "creeper", "creeplife" "permacreep". Oh and set my location as "creepmandu". Thanks in advance

Considering the sites had its share of actual creepers (kinda hoping you won't be doing anything like that) maybe labeling yerself as a creeper ain't the best first impression to give folks.
 
Considering the sites had its share of actual creepers (kinda hoping you won't be doing anything like that) maybe labeling yerself as a creeper ain't the best first impression to give folks.
I'll be damned if I'm told what to do or be by the likes of you or anyone else. Your definition of creeper and mine must be different. On a side note I've been to the convention of creepers and we have voted that certain creeps are creepy as fuck and should not be allowed to creep freely. We voted unanimously and there's been a green light given to eradicate them completely. I'm here as the official Ambassador of Creeper....Now, someone tell me wheres the white women at?
 
I'll be damned if I'm told what to do or be by the likes of you or anyone else. Your definition of creeper and mine must be different. On a side note I've been to the convention of creepers and we have voted that certain creeps are creepy as fuck and should not be allowed to creep freely. We voted unanimously and there's been a green light given to eradicate them completely. I'm here as the official Ambassador of Creeper....Now, someone tell me wheres the white women at?

Oh I see this going well.

Any recordings of your standup? I'd like to check it out if you have anything online I can watch or listen to.
 
Oh I see this going well.

Any recordings of your standup? I'd like to check it out if you have anything online I can watch or listen to.
I've been thrown out of classier forums than this....I'll send you a link....or two. Maybe. What's up with the status change on my profile? If you didn't like my earlier submissions how about "Crown Prince of Creep"? "Captain Creep"? Ku Kux Kreep"? No? Okay the last one even Creeped out the Crypt Creeper....
 
Yea...I had the same thought. I kinda hoped a comedian would be more creative though.
Sorry to disappoint. Not really but it sounded cool. Andseeing as the laugh is for me not an audience who had paid to see me I could give a shit if it peaked your creative side. I'm glad we're becoming friends though. I'll do better once we get to know each other. Just give me a chance. 😉
 
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