I love her so much I can't stay hard

whatever you do DO NOT tell her about the whole 'i'd die without you' thing. thats a scary thing to hear, and tends to breed resentment towards the person who said it. just continue doing whatever you're doing so far and be respectful, listen to her, show interest in her interests, etc. don't do cocaine as it will potentiate your current erection challenges. ;) good luck.

For sure on the cocaine bit, not good for the junk. Actually this seems lie the best response ever.
 
find a gay clubber type..they always have a viagra hookup..mix it with opiotes..fuck her 4 hours straght till all three holes are swolleen black and blue
pretend shes a woman u really hate..then hate fuck er if u dont want the chemicals...that works for me

god i love you whale of shrimp... dam that sounded so wrong in this context
 
god damn it stp, what im asking for is like an awesome date idea. or im just going to have to resort to hate fucking her.
 
haha okay honestly, if you're asking for date advice on StP, you're probably already so far up shit creek you'll need a tugboat to get out.

Seriously, consider your audience.
 
do something that might get u killed? like sneak on a high rise via fire escape..get drunk..and then fuck in full view like that collige kid
 
talk to her, tell her you enjoy being with her. You want to know in words what she see's in you and the future she see's for the both of you. You can't have a intelligent conservation about sex and emotions before and after you first need to learn to talk to her. Actually learn to talk to any woman. tall, skinny, short,fat, brown, green and purple. Come on now be a positive person and talk this out. On the date or before the date.
 
haha okay honestly, if you're asking for date advice on StP, you're probably already so far up shit creek you'll need a tugboat to get out.

Seriously, consider your audience.

lol this mad me laugh. But really, i disagree. I feel that a lot of us on the road or that have traveled on and off for a while... it all started with love somewhere. so we may be the experienced ones. Not nessasaraly the right ones, but for sue the experienced ones. The hurt ones. Trying still to figure out where we fit. Maybe that's why we feel most at home on the open road and all collect here. I don't know. I feel like i could never be happy with anormal life, yet i want it... but well... i've settled in savannah. I like the stablility, but i miss the rich spirit and freedom of traveling. I think i felt more at home, and alive on a hilside or railway, then here in this house... trying to pay rent every moth, bills, working just to live. when i was living full before. I don't know.
 
lololololol yeah cut the desperate shit. love is great, especially when it's new. but it's all just chemicals. if you're REALLY "meant" for each other, it'll be in the chemistry. see if taking a huge whiff of her armpits gets you hard. does it for my husband. makes him cum, too.
 
i herd duch rudders and stove pipeing get anyone hard, allso filthy lopez anyone?? like a fucking brick
 
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