I like beer, wanna cuddle?

[3knd]

..Life sucks, I like movies, beer and cigarettes...Do You?

 

[Matt Derrick]

haha this reminds me of the "crusty pickup lines" like, "i didn't know angels wore buttflaps" and "your dumpster, or mine?"

 

[3knd]

Ahaha, I was drunk and forgot that I made this post.

 

[daveycrockett]

yeah right

 

[Alaska]

"Baby, did you just crawl out of a dumpster? 'Cuz you look good enough to eat!"

Also, I am a very hairy average-weight ukulele-playing tribal-minded metalhead. Buy me xanax and whiskey and I shall cuddle with you. Whether you like it or not.