I am Rev. Theodore Bushpig. And I am NOT a panda.

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Pandas are garbage. People make fun of Dodos. Dodos were hunted to extinction. Pandas would be extinct if humans left them alone. We work to save them, yet bees are dying out. What the fuck is wrong with people?

I think you might be a little bit salty about pandas.

Seriously though you have good taste. I, too, despise Necco wafers and small yapping dogs. Good to meet you.