How to pick up chicks?

[TheBadHabit]

Whenever I go to the bar the chicks lose inteerest when I offer to ride them back to my tent on the handlebars of my bike. How do I circumnavigate this?

 

[wayward]

Stop flirting with housies and get a hobo gf

 

[TheUndeadPhoenix]

 

[HitchesWorld]

Stop flirting with housies and get a hobo gf

Housies are truly the worst

 

[Forth]

BRO the secret is to get pegs on your front and rear tires. Works every time!

 

[HitchesWorld]

a motor on the bike might help but todays females want guys with a truck, a felony record and a six pack of abs so i said F this life and chucked my stuff in a storage unit...

 

[claymation]

Did you wash your bicycle ? It always did the trick for me.

 

[Scruffy390]

I usually tell them I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is U... works like a charm