How do you keep yourself amused while you're waiting doing nothing?

i've got a little case with a deck of cards, dominoes' checkers, chess, backgamen,cribbage board, and 6 dice. it came with a packet of rules for those games and like 20 or 30 more card games. i also take along a hormonica and a "how to play hormonica for the musically hopeless". also i try to carry at least 1 paperback or a newspaper.

those are all just backup for pot and whiskey.
 
I personallyh find that Drinking large quantities of booze helps pass the time, yet if that is not possible then I try to read, roll the perfect ciggy, or ponder the deep and meaningful nature of the universe while trying to remember the mathematical equation for the General Unified theory of everything. When those things fail I play meaningless games like the letter game. Starting from A and going to Z try to find random things on the side of the road or sidewalk that start with each letter of the alphabet. Good times for sure but I have never made it past O... good luck