Hey, ya'll! Look what crept in...ME!

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

I might as well introduce myself, it's been so long since I've visited.

Life gets in the way.

I've made some movies, made some music, have my own Internet horror movie review show and have done a lot of voice work.

Now...done (again) with the rat race and getting back to my gypsy and hippie projects.

I've restarted my outreach for fellow misfit travelers and am sewing, collecting, recycling and going green crazy again.

To those I haven't talked to in a while...I've missed you, ALL, and you've never been far from my thoughts.

To those I've never met...Hi! I'm the Sock Monkey Queen...among other things.

✌

 

[Kim Chee]

Welcome back!

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

Welcome back!

Thankee!

 

[Billy Cougar White]

Welcome back. I'm new, but in love with this site. Great resources and epic people.

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

Welcome back. I'm new, but in love with this site. Great resources and epic people.

Thanks!

This place is awesome. I've only met one asshole on this site and he was quickly blocked.

Many others...Some I've met, many are now my Facebook pals too...Have made this place, "home."

If you're looking for cool people, you've found them.

Enjoy!

 

[todd]

love sock monkeys <3

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

love sock monkeys <3

Mine are improvised (which gives them personality) and I enjoy making them, so if you're ever headed my way and want.one, let me know.

✌

 

[Matt Derrick]

welcome back! what is the horror review show and where can we see it?

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

welcome back! what is the horror review show and where can we see it?

Hey, Matt!!!

It's here...

From Zen to Zombies...

Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/user/GothicScrybe/playlists?sort=dd&shelf_id=0&view=1

 

[AnOldHope]

Do you do customized sock monkeys, that could be made to look like particular people? What would you charge to make a sock monkey that looks like Ash from Army of Darkness?

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

Do you do customized sock monkeys, that could be made to look like particular people? What would you charge to make a sock monkey that looks like Ash from Army of Darkness?

No...I wish. I'd be rich.

Besides, Ash is a copyrighted character and without the proper licensing, anyone who would, would be asking for serious legal problems.

I couldn't even skip class in school and not get busted, so I've always had to play it straight.

But, seriously...I wish. I'd be rolling in money if I could.

 

[AnOldHope]

No...I wish. I'd be rich.

Besides, Ash is a copyrighted character and without the proper licensing, anyone who would, would be asking for serious legal problems.

I couldn't even skip class in school and not get busted, so I've always had to play it straight.

But, seriously...I wish. I'd be rolling in money if I could.

Well, maybe its for the best, your sock monkeys will live and evolve without undue derivative human culture impressed on them. When they rise up and seize power, they won't make our same mistakes (as happened with the Gremlins eventually).

 

[todd]

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

Well, maybe its for the best, your sock monkeys will live and evolve without undue derivative human culture impressed on them. When they rise up and seize power, they won't make our same mistakes (as happened with the Gremlins eventually).

Maybe...If people will stop stealing them. Or maybe they're stealing them to do experiments that will bring them to life.

Who knows?

I've had two sock monkeys that I've called, "Ugly Sam" dolls.

The first one I ever made, hitched all the way to Chicago and disappeared.

I don't think the second one even made it out of Tampa.

But keep a weather eye. One day, they might show up and kill us all!

 

[AnOldHope]

Maybe...If people will stop stealing them. Or maybe they're stealing them to do experiments that will bring them to life.

Who knows?

I've had two sock monkeys that I've called, "Ugly Sam" dolls.

The first one I ever made, hitched all the way to Chicago and disappeared.

I don't think the second one even made it out of Tampa.

But keep a weather eye. One day, they might show up and kill us all!

I guess I'd have to see their policy platform before I go out of my way to resist their rule. "Animate Sock Monkeys" might not necessarily govern worse than what we've got now, even they just run around screeching with crocheting needles and randomly stabbing people.

Could they be spreading out because since you created them they have your journey urge, they want to travel and experience things? Hopefully, they don't wind up as belonging to some adolescent male somewhere, their socks are subjected to horrible things no puppet-come-to-life should see.

It would be interesting if when you are older, they start randomly finding their way back to you with signs of the lives they've intertwined with. Sock Monkeys, returning to The Creator...

 

[todd]

I see a movie adaptation akin to the *chucky* doll .
Part 2 the bride of sock monkey

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

I guess I'd have to see their policy platform before I go out of my way to resist their rule. "Animate Sock Monkeys" might not necessarily govern worse than what we've got now, even they just run around screeching with crocheting needles and randomly stabbing people.

Could they be spreading out because since you created them they have your journey urge, they want to travel and experience things? Hopefully, they don't wind up as belonging to some adolescent male somewhere, their socks are subjected to horrible things no puppet-come-to-life should see.

It would be interesting if when you are older, they start randomly finding their way back to you with signs of the lives they've intertwined with. Sock Monkeys, returning to The Creator...

Well, the original Ugly Sam went more places than I've ever been.

I've never been to Chicago.

If they find their way back to me, I hope they have some good stories to tell me!

 

[Andrea Van Scoyoc]

I see a movie adaptation akin to the *chucky* doll .
Part 2 the bride of sock monkey

Ha ha! Being a retired author, someone told me I should write a horror sock monkey story.

 

[todd]

it was a stormy foggy night, I crept to my window to find the cause of that incessant giggling... then I saw the army of cannibal sock monkeys
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omg that's an excellent name for a band.. cannibal sock monkeys

 

[AnOldHope]

it was a stormy foggy night, I crept to my window to find the cause of that incessant giggling... then I saw the army of cannibal sock monkeys
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Holy shit, that one in the lower left looks like he full on wants the taste of human flesh on his teeth...er...mouth threads.