we have spent most of the day trying to hitch out of barcelona to go to madrid but nobody is really picking us up, finally this guy picks us up and says he can take us to cordoba, a couple hours away. we hop in and talk a little but i get a little uncomfortable because most of what this guy says doesnt make any fucking sense, and i speak fluent spanish. finally we get to cordoba and he keeps driving, asking us if we want to get off here or if he should go farther. we keep telling him its his call but he wont stop asking. something like six hours later i ask him where it is that he personally is going, he says back to barcelona when i drop you guys off! six fucking hours he takes us out of his way. buys us food. then keeps asking us where we are going to sleep. im like i dont know dude, outside. he asks us if we would like him to buy us a hotel and im thinking oh shit man, please dont be a pervert. but no, this guy drives us to a hotel, pays for a ninety euro room, gives us forty euros, and goes on his way, six hours back to barcelona. i couldnt believe it. it was a nice hotel too. we got in trouble in it for smoking in the room. it was funny cuz he was baffled that the smoke alarm wasnt going off. little did he know we had disconected it. they even gave us breakfast. we are two lucky ducks.