JimboTrill
New member
Well this is my first post and I needed to vent about some shit real quick, so me and my friend were drinking and I was tweaking getting into tomfoolery etc and the night is coming to s close and you know being a “responsible crustie” I wasn’t gonna drive home wasted (lol I say that as if I have a car to drive)so I told him to go on ahead and I’ll pass out wherever but he decides it’s best to take me home “so I don’t get kidnapped” so my bud let’s me crash on his couch and things are going pretty ok until I start to notice little black things which occasionally were nipping at me. The fucker gave me a couch with fleas. Who in fucks name let’s someone sleep on a couch you know has fleas so I get my ass through the night pulling them off and kinda throwing them, I don’t think any got in my hair luckily, now it’s 5:30 in the morning I’m sitting in the bathroom on his shitter I’m still tweaking a bit and whenever a hair even moves on my body it feels like there’s a fucking flea and it is driving me fucking wild I swear I’m gonna punch this twat out when he wakes up