avast ya scurvy dawgs

new to stp freshly returned to the road and bound for the horizon always interested in meeting new people and good people on the road are always welcome currently headed west got some other stops to make in arizona but once thats thru i have no intention of being more then an hour from the beach this summer always looking for a good time or some chill people to hang out with

see you down the road
 
Welcome aboard - lots of people moving here and around lately ... however I'm asking you to change the avatar. You come on here with one message and post a pic of a/the dick. Let's start over, k? :) I'll check later.
 
M&M's! With peanuts?

I'm too shy to put my weiner Online.
There's a nude beach in SoCal where you can let that thing get some sunshine, it looks pale.
 
His dick looks like the only genuine thing in that pic. Sunglases, dumb tourists sombrero type hat, punisher/primate skull t shirt. He writes like a pirate but looks like a scared poseur. :eek:
 
His dick looks like the only genuine thing in that pic. Sunglases, dumb tourists sombrero type hat, punisher/primate skull t shirt. He writes like a pirate but looks like a scared poseur. :eek:

C'mon, he got the penis out of the avatar.

He and I have something in common, wants to be near the ocean.
 
Personally, I think STP could use MORE dick pics. I was just thinking to myself last night... the only thing we don't have is Scumfuck porn. ;)

Welcome to the forum. Don't let these ball busters get to ya. They're generally pretty cool.
ball bustings par for the course man if you get upset everytime somebody talks shit on the internet your gonna spend your life rocking back and forth in the fetal position
 
I dont mind dick pics. Reminds me of fightclub. Im willing to give anyone a second chance, god knows ive gotten my fair share of em. Welcome!
 
Now i cant look at that avatar without thinking of his dick & laughing, even tho its cropped out. Its like the elephant in the room now. Sorry for being judgemental without taking the time to know you based on a pic. Tell us all more, now that you have our attention, friend.
 
Now i cant look at that avatar without thinking of his dick & laughing, even tho its cropped out. Its like the elephant in the room now. Sorry for being judgemental without taking the time to know you based on a pic. Tell us all more, now that you have our attention, friend.
that makes it all the funnier
there plenty to tell so i'll give a short summary
basically did what it seems most punk kids stuck in small towns decide to do as soon as they get the chance and bailed took off to hollywood because i had friends there and had the time of my life being a dirty little street kid.
fucked that all up for a girl and ended up getting myself stuck back in az spent a few years bummin around the valley of the spun (a lovely term the locals use to describe pheonix az) tryin to find something that i could settle for all the while knowing that i'd never be happy settling some where i hated so after years of fucking off and battling my demons i called in a favor to get a job workin cable tv so that i could get out of my debts and basically buy my freedom
witch brings me here on the eve of my next epic journey i have every intention of finding whatever it is i'm looking for and i dont plan on stopping til i do