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You as well as I. All I can really do I've come to find out in the last year is close my mouth and open my mind, heart and reality as I know it. Hopefully along the way I can learn to use proper pronouns and not come off as a neanderthal when reality is I'm just ignorant to the subject. Just my .02

I have been participating like a pro! I'm also Kinda glad you didn't change it to that anyway. I was stripped of my creepy crown and banished for life from their society. So participate here I will!!!!

Fuck if I know. Lol. The changing my status link you posted said I have to get certain amounts of likes to gain a new tier on my status but if I'm a Patreon I can bypass the likes and label myself. Let's face it the whole me getting a bunch of likes thing just isn't going to happen. Therefore...

Ad requested my spiritual advisor and bonus the front of the murder mobile....

Can I work on it? I think it's a learned behavior and my spiritual advising dog tells me it's my way if pushing people out of my life and deep down I'm afraid they'll treat me like my father. The fear of loving them when all they do is hurt me has caused a severe disconnect with my fellow man...

Great now I've gotta call my wankfuck shithead manager and have him contact patreon and get me a patreon professional courtesy pass. I got out of the industry and it sucks me back in by my own doing. Fuckkkkk

Great I'm 2 for 2 with mods here already. FML. Just gimme a Mulligan today. Please

Sorry to disappoint. Not really but it sounded cool. Andseeing as the laugh is for me not an audience who had paid to see me I could give a shit if it peaked your creative side. I'm glad we're becoming friends though. I'll do better once we get to know each other. Just give me a chance. 😉

I've been thrown out of classier forums than this....I'll send you a link....or two. Maybe. What's up with the status change on my profile? If you didn't like my earlier submissions how about "Crown Prince of Creep"? "Captain Creep"? Ku Kux Kreep"? No? Okay the last one even Creeped out the...

Get at me and let's hang. Lucky 7 maybe?

I'll be damned if I'm told what to do or be by the likes of you or anyone else. Your definition of creeper and mine must be different. On a side note I've been to the convention of creepers and we have voted that certain creeps are creepy as fuck and should not be allowed to creep freely. We...

Also I don't like the label "lurker" I'd prefer if I could have that Matt dude label me "creeper", "creeplife" "permacreep". Oh and set my location as "creepmandu". Thanks in advance

I'm digging the spot fo sho. Now if this fucking dog will advise me how to navigate this joint all will be something.

And to take cleansing breaths as I do....very therafuckingpeutic

On the road I go by Felonious J or FIGJAM. I'm a former nationally touring headlining comedian. Who by most of societies standards checked out, hasn't come back and does not intend to. I go where I want to. I do what I want to. I answer to no one. Except for Jake my faithful traveling companion...