My long winded, fashionably late shitty intro that no one cares about anyway.... and shit

[3rdEyeOrganics]

On the road I go by Felonious J or FIGJAM. I'm a former nationally touring headlining comedian. Who by most of societies standards checked out, hasn't come back and does not intend to. I go where I want to. I do what I want to. I answer to no one. Except for Jake my faithful traveling companion and spiritual advisor disguised as an Australian Blue Heeler. I left the east coast in February pretty much hit every state in between. I committed to traveling and living free in 2014. Currently in SoOr on NorCal border thinking of firing up my rig the Murder Mobile and heading south for the winter.

 

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What kind of spiritual advice does a dog give? Pee where you want and lick what you can?

 

[Barf]

Welcome man.

I think you found the right place.

The Murder Mobile and a Blue Heeler?

I'm already in love.

Stick around for a bit. Share some anecdotes.

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Eat your own barf?

 

[BradKajukenbo]

Welcome! Great into!

 

[Deleted member 125]

Please tell me you have met joey diaz.

Welcome to stp.

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

What kind of spiritual advice does a dog give? Pee where you want and lick what you can?

And to take cleansing breaths as I do....very therafuckingpeutic

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

Welcome man.

I think you found the right place.

The Murder Mobile and a Blue Heeler?

I'm already in love.

Stick around for a bit. Share some anecdotes.

@blank
Eat your own barf?

I'm digging the spot fo sho. Now if this fucking dog will advise me how to navigate this joint all will be something.

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

Also I don't like the label "lurker" I'd prefer if I could have that Matt dude label me "creeper", "creeplife" "permacreep". Oh and set my location as "creepmandu". Thanks in advance

 

[Deleted member 125]

Also I don't like the label "lurker" I'd prefer if I could have that Matt dude label me "creeper", "creeplife" "permacreep". Oh and set my location as "creepmandu". Thanks in advance

Considering the sites had its share of actual creepers (kinda hoping you won't be doing anything like that) maybe labeling yerself as a creeper ain't the best first impression to give folks.

 

[Moonbaby]

That’s sick. I’m right by the border too.
Being a standup would be awesome
Welcome

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

Considering the sites had its share of actual creepers (kinda hoping you won't be doing anything like that) maybe labeling yerself as a creeper ain't the best first impression to give folks.

I'll be damned if I'm told what to do or be by the likes of you or anyone else. Your definition of creeper and mine must be different. On a side note I've been to the convention of creepers and we have voted that certain creeps are creepy as fuck and should not be allowed to creep freely. We voted unanimously and there's been a green light given to eradicate them completely. I'm here as the official Ambassador of Creeper....Now, someone tell me wheres the white women at?

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

That’s sick. I’m right by the border too.
Being a standup would be awesome
Welcome

Get at me and let's hang. Lucky 7 maybe?

 

[Matt Derrick]

I'll be damned if I'm told what to do or be by the likes of you or anyone else. Your definition of creeper and mine must be different. On a side note I've been to the convention of creepers and we have voted that certain creeps are creepy as fuck and should not be allowed to creep freely. We voted unanimously and there's been a green light given to eradicate them completely. I'm here as the official Ambassador of Creeper....Now, someone tell me wheres the white women at?

Oh I see this going well.

Any recordings of your standup? I'd like to check it out if you have anything online I can watch or listen to.

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

Oh I see this going well.

Any recordings of your standup? I'd like to check it out if you have anything online I can watch or listen to.

I've been thrown out of classier forums than this....I'll send you a link....or two. Maybe. What's up with the status change on my profile? If you didn't like my earlier submissions how about "Crown Prince of Creep"? "Captain Creep"? Ku Kux Kreep"? No? Okay the last one even Creeped out the Crypt Creeper....

 

[Matt Derrick]

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[Deleted member 125]

Oh I see this going well.

Yea...I had the same thought. I kinda hoped a comedian would be more creative though.

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

Yea...I had the same thought. I kinda hoped a comedian would be more creative though.

Sorry to disappoint. Not really but it sounded cool. Andseeing as the laugh is for me not an audience who had paid to see me I could give a shit if it peaked your creative side. I'm glad we're becoming friends though. I'll do better once we get to know each other. Just give me a chance. 😉

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

Yea...I had the same thought. I kinda hoped a comedian would be more creative though.

Great I'm 2 for 2 with mods here already. FML. Just gimme a Mulligan today. Please

 

[3rdEyeOrganics]

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Great now I've gotta call my wankfuck shithead manager and have him contact patreon and get me a patreon professional courtesy pass. I got out of the industry and it sucks me back in by my own doing. Fuckkkkk

 

[Deleted member 125]

Great I'm 2 for 2 with mods here already. FML. Just gimme a Mulligan today. Please

Or I dunno you could not act like a smartass anymore? That would almost be like a mulligan.