****Slightly sexist against ladies*
This woman works the front counter at a sperm bank. It's Monday morning, she clocks in around 7.45 and is doing some paperwork. She flips the sign around signifying the sperm bank is open.
A man walks in with a mask on - points a gun at her and is like...
*********Slightly sexist against ladies*
A bear (like an actual bear) walks into a bar where sit a lone girl and one male bartender - the bear orders a beer - the bartender is like "We don't serve bears in here"
Bear's like "Are you fuckin' kidding me? If you don't serve me a beer I'm gonna...
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