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  1. TheUndeadPhoenix

    OP is an oogle

    Cuz I'm bored as fuck and wanted to do something xD
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    OP is an oogle

    Do you hate oogles? Do you want them to just go the fuck back home to mommy and daddy? Do you wish it wasn't a crime to take their credit cards and ring up $100,000 worth of shit? If you answered yes to any of those questions, show your support on facebook...
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    Should i sue my school?

    Its probably that listeria outbreak. I'll bet you money you'll lose. I'm going to college for culinary arts. One of the courses I take is Food Sanitation. If everybody up the food chain, from the school to the suppliers, have ServSafe certifications, you're probably not gonna win. But you never...
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    Favorite quotes?

    "All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." - excerpt from Sun Tzu's Art of War
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    Alternative Food - Guinea Pigs - Would you?

    You'd probably end up with the same problems you have with rabbits: Protein poisoning and worms. If you eat nothing but Guinea pigs, you'll probably get really damn sick, cuz I don't think they have any fat. Unless you eat the brain. And most rodents get wormy in the summer, unless you're in a...
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    my new hand carved bone bridge

    Nice scrimshaw :D
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    so...who started off traveling alone?

    Exactly. You meet more people that way. But there are kids like me who are attracted to large groups of crusties to hang out with for a little while. See: SCUM and Cincinnati. They have crewing down to a science.
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    so...who started off traveling alone?

    Oops, yeah, I forgot about that. I usually leave the highway if I get thirsty. But then again, you could miss a ride. Good thing I got a camelpack... Now I just need to get back on the road and use it lol
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    so...who started off traveling alone?

    Learn to sing to yourself when you're hitch hiking. I never traveled with a crew, so I think I might be able to help a little :P Get a knife. The lowest legal limit is like 4 inches, but the average is 6 or 7. I never came across creeps, but then again, I'm 6'4" Get a phone. You can buy one at...
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    Favorite quotes?

    Fuck yes!
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    Bad Experiences with Rides while Hitching?

    I'd have to say the shittiest ride I got was from this weird guy in.......................... Fuck. Some town in NM before Santa Fe on the highway that goes to Colorado Springs. He didn't try anything, I'm a 6'4" dude. Just gave me a weird vibe.
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    Favorite quotes?

    By the way, I should mention that Lenny Bruce said that.
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    Favorite quotes?

    "Fuck you." Never understood that insult, because fucking someone is actually really pleasant. If we're trying to be mean, we should say "unfuck you!"
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    Favorite quotes?

    Yeah it is :D
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    Favorite quotes?

    Heh, this thread is like the easiest way for people to get likes :P I'm liking like every single post :P Also He who makes a beast out of himself gets ride of the pain of being a man - Samuel Johnson
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    What the fuck are you doing for Halloween 2011?

    I can respect that. Nola will have a fuck ton of kids spanging and shit. If I ever go there, I'm gonna rubber tramp and/or have a stack of cash.
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    Pooping on the road

    Just ask for the code if its locked. 9 times out of 10, they fuckin have a code, not a key
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    What the fuck are you doing for Halloween 2011?

    Skatopia is still around? Holy fuck!
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    How to keep yourself busy when your housed up

    Make some crafts. Are you good with a knife? Are there alot of old people in town? Make walking sticks. See if there's any Wiccans in town and ask them if they want some wands.
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    Bought me a winter home!

    Who resurrected a thread from 2008? ffs
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    What the fuck are you doing for Halloween 2011?

    Oh hell yeah. I've always wanted to be in Nola on Halloween :D
  22. TheUndeadPhoenix

    What the fuck are you doing for Halloween 2011?

    So what the fuck are you guys doing this year to celebrate? I'm probably gonna be sitting in front of the computer talking to you guys xD And yeah, we know Kat and Puckett, you're getting married. HAPPY HALLLOWEEN Love Grimm
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    Giveaway!

    Fuck yeah, I love it