Weirdest thing you carry

theres all kinds of random shit i pick up...then gets forgotten in a pocket..but i carry around a stuffed zombie with a love note that my ex wife gave me for luck 2 years ago last time i left
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looks just like this
i have one like that too. those things are awesome. they were in a vending machine at a comic book store that my friend dragged me in. i thought it was pretty original.
 
50,000 hits of MDMA and a creeping sense of middle-aged guilt, I guess.
suddenly hot sauce doesn't seem so weird. haha.
used to carry a stuffed animal. im hella dorky. i also have a pretty extensive collection of foreign coins and game tokens.
my girlfriend carried a stuffed shark that i got her for one of anniversaries for a while.
 
i carry a bottle of cock sauce everywhere, hot sauce makes everything better
hell yeah!
i have a brass coin that i found on the side of the road. it has a womans head and boobs and the inscription "heads i win" on one side, and a butt with legs that seys "tails you lose" on the other. it is about the size of a quarter
i think i've seen one of those. haha
 
I had a plushy Bowser I got from COMEA in cheyenne. And in new orleans last time around, I wanted to get a knife. And me having a disgustingly bad taste and soft spot for novelties, I bought a 10 inch replica of some Nazi dagger. Complete with a nice-sized swastika.

As you can imagine, I didn't hold onto it that long.
 
i carry a bottle of cock sauce everywhere, hot sauce makes everything better

That is not all that weird. Carrying hot sauce is a fucking great idea!!

As for me, I found this model Union Pacific boxcar at some hobby store and just had to have it. The thing was at least a foot long, made it fun to steal. I didnt want to give it up, so I carried it with me for at least 2 weeks until I just sent it back home.
It was way worth it!
 
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um.... I carry a heart that says ' jesus loves me' a small 'devil duck', a pirate medalion from nola that someone gave me, a pair of clay horns, a small figuruine pirate ship. and much more....
 
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That is not all that weird. Carrying hot sauce is a fucking great idea!!

totally agree! i actually want to get some cayenne pepper instead though. it's the same thing minus the vinegar but it's a hell of a lot lighter. and i looked everywhere for a bottle of hot sauce that wasn't glass but couldn't find one. i'm just scared of having glass in my bag for obvious reasons. plus it's heavy and i'm an ounce counter when it comes to my pack.