What's in your bathroom bag?

[DonnyDerelict]

I'm repacking and I always keep hygienic/first aid stuff in the same pouch. I got all my shit stolen last time I was out, so I'm starting fresh with a super light yuppie silver infused travel towel thing, toenail clippers, a bar of bronners(you don't know sadness like when you have a pack full of liquid soap), like five single dose bacitracin packets, a little TP, and like a small packet of assorted bandaids. Maybe a lone condom? Hell, I dunno.

My question is as follows: what kind of shit do you bring that you'd throw in your bathroom bag? Anything you'd prioritize taking? Like my towel. I used to be anti-towel, whereas now I'm pro-towel.

I can already tell this is gonna be a boring thread.

EDIT: I also carry jojoba oil(stretched lobe care/anti-mocrobial). I keep my toothbrush and toothpaste in my pants pockets coz I'm obsessive over teeth brushing.

 

[Art101]

I carry a small first aid kit. Some band aids some guaze a roll of kling some wipes and yes a maxipad,great for controling bleeding wounds.A toothbrush some tooth paste usually a bar of ivory soap and a towel.Thats bout it

 

[Deleted member 2626]

Yuppy towel thing. Yeahhhh. I have little school organizer pocket thing made for binders. In it is a zip lock bag with band aids a couple ibuprofen neopsporin and gauze and tape quitips handy wipes and big pads for blood and surgical gloves. I have a little bottle of melaleuca oil. I keep a couple sewing needles and thread and safety pins. Also i keep my dogs papers in this little pack

 

[drewski]

Yes, I agree on the Bronners it's a must. Those bars last forever and it's the best soap you can find. When I travel my number one priority is that, because you can use it for almost everything even brushing your teeth. Second would have to be a DE razor:

You maybe saw your grandfather using one of these. Uses one double-edged blade and you can buy packs for super cheap. The razor itself will last pretty much forever. Much better in all aspects when it comes to keeping a clean face (or head which I do as well). Also makes it more enjoyable instead of running a crappy disposable along your face.

After that it's a first aid kit, lotion, baby wipes and rubbers and I'm good to go.

 

[blackcat]

Toothbrush paste, floss, Bar of soap, razor, tea tree oil, amoxicillin, band aids. That's about it I guess. Usually use the brown hand drying paper to dry off with.

 

[wizehop]

Dildo, 12 inch preferably black. Thoms all natural toothpaste. Any one who needs more than that is a pussy ass BITCH!

Hope that spices up the thread for ya

 

[DoctorApocalypse]

I've usually got:

• A hand full of assorted bandages and tagaderm
• Gauze and surgical tape
• A few pairs of nitrile gloves
• Antibiotic ointment
• Floss
• Toothbrush and a small tube of toothpaste
• Small bottle of peppermint bronners in a zip lock bag
• Q Tips
• Alcohol Wipes
• After bite
• TP
• Nail clippers and tweezers
• Eye drops
• Saline nasal spray
• Emu oil
• A razor

It might seem like a lot, but it packs down pretty well into a first aid case or two.

 

[drewski]

Dido, 12 inch preferably black.

Um...

 

[Deleted member 2626]

Black cat. Whered you get the amoxicillin? My dad was on that for lyme

 

[Deleted member 20]

toothbrush/toothpaste, bar of dial gold or irish spring, free shampoo from hotels, some sort of cheap ass body spray that I get assortment packs of for xmas, travel size lotion, nail clippers. No first aid stuff for me, no 12" rubber cock, hair glue/gel (yup my Mohawk is uppercrust). I keep all mu toiletries in a gallon size ziplock bag. I don't carry towels, truck stops have them or any maids cart in any motel. Often I just go right up to the maid & ask for shampoo & extra towels (PS, I often stash my pack while doing this) If I am without a towel I use what ever clean T shirt is in my pack.

 

[drewski]

no 12" rubber cock

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[DonnyDerelict]

Word! All good stuff. I wish I could afford a razor handle right now. I found 10 packs at a dollar store for $1 apiece, but I know you can get em even cheaper online. Still pumped on safety razors, though. What kind do you use?

 

[Kim Chee]

Dildo, 12 inch preferably black.

I've found color to not be too important, but that it must be at least 10".

Baby asswipes from the dollar store will save your sphincter and keep your tp usage down to reasonable levels.

 

[Tude]

Wait - whut??? Derailment = FUNNY!! Never thought of carrying mah personal luv toy. hehe - Must say though when on long distance rides I carry much the same stuff in a little waterproof bag in my panniers. But I tend to carry more neosporin and bandaids - especially a couple big ones (big enough to cover the knee) - glad I had them when I hit the ground.

 

[Art101]

OH yeah forgot the fleshlight and some porn damn I knew i left some things out.

 

[Kim Chee]

OH yeah forgot the fleshlight and some porn damn I knew i left some things out.

Don't forget, you can make good money busking with a fleshlight. Plus, no more lonely nights

On topic: Dish soap will get the scuzz off of the dirtiest dirty kid's parts.

 

[Tude]

OK - I just woke the cats up with that. LOL!!

<edit> AND LOL BUSKING WITH A FLESHLIGHT!!!! ROFL!!

 

[Tude]

@DonnyTrashmouth - I rate this a total funny epic thread

 

[Deleted member 20]

BUSKING WITH A FLESHLIGHT

I have been effectively hitchhiking at night for years with a flashlight illuminating my sign. I do recall 2 separate occasions & wasted nights outside Houston where it didnt work, tho.

Perhaps waving the Dong along during the day would attract more attention from passers by?

 

[Tude]

I have been effectively hitchhiking at night for years with a flashlight illuminating my sign. I do recall 2 separate occasions & wasted nights outside Houston where it didnt work, tho.

Perhaps waving the Dick during the day would attract more attention from passers by.

Oh dear, I hates when the fleshlight doesn't work properly.