Weirdest thing you carry

I bought a cheap machete from walmart. Plastic handle. It's very functional in overgrown areas, and for bushwacking... but a lil 'slingblade'. -death to stinging nettles! RARR!
 
I carried a bow around for a bit :) my stomach feels satisfied thinking about that old compound, more meals than I can count came from her, till some asshole coke head decided it would be fun to repeatedly dry fire it and fucked the cams over :(
 
I carry a bottle of Frank's hot sause, various spices, juice crystals, instant coffee, fishing rod, snares, .22 calibre pellet gun and various other survival gear.

I'm one of those travellers who prefer to be in the boonies as opposed to being in a metropolis.

I also have a night vision monocular
 
Takedown bows are inexpensive and compact. Good for travellin
JimH1991 said:
I carried a bow around for a bit :) my stomach feels satisfied thinking about that old compound, more meals than I can count came from her, till some asshole coke head decided it would be fun to repeatedly dry fire it and fucked the cams over :(
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I have one of those "dont attact bears" signs they put on the picnic tables in yellowstone. Five years ago I pried it off because I thought it would be funny to put it somewhere with no bears... but I never got around to it and now it has been with me through four countries, been used mainly as a cutting board or for writing signs on the back of.
 
I've been carrying a wig and longer than that a superman onesie...I will find a use for these. The wig was a gift to me from my buddy's 4 year old boy haha. He's cute. And the onesie, my cousin and I bought the superman one and a Batman onesie and walked around town wearing them haha! It was a lot of fun and a lot of people got a kick out of it. We even walked inside an arbys and asked if they are looking to hire security.
 
Gold painted Fortunate Cat bank, and I usually have random herbs and medicine on me.
 
I guess it would have to be my stuffed lion. Master Claw! I won him in a claw machine in Eugene, OR in 2010. He is me travel partner and pillow. I also like to joke he protects me from wild animals. People have picked me up just because I had him strapped to outside of my bag. So he helps get me rides... great ice breaker.
 
I carry a small stuffed duck named Phil i found him in a dumpster, he is clipped to the back of my vest, he watches my back.. other stranges things i have carried in the past incuide a wig..fake mustaches..confetti.. and a batman costume.
 
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