Train Grease/Dirt sold at Hot Topic Myth

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I've heard from I don't know how many travelers that they sell or once sold tins of "train grease" and "Spray on dirt" at Hot Topic, usually followed by an angry rant against trustafarians, yuppies, oogles and wannabe crusties.

However, I just looked up "train grease hot topic", "train oil hot topic", "spray on dirt" and a number of other things in the google machine and not a thing came up.

I'm betting that this is just some bullshit that gets passed on by word of mouth - anyone have any info?

~StP Mythbuster, West
 
No, I've heard this each time by travelers that I'm friends with - One time by some dirty kids who I spent the night with who were getting worked up about it, once from a drunk oogle in Austin, and again from some indignant busking old timerish tramps in Eug - all extremely reliable sources as you can tell.
 
It's a joke, its a funny one at that, poking fun at how trendy some things can be. Nothing to get that mad over, its probably non existent. Yet It's still pretty funny to think that some douche-y elitist kids could have possibly bought some $80 Carhartt duck denim overalls a $5 can of train grease and a $10 can of spray on dirt and done themselves up all purty and dirty and immediately became super experienced well traveled cool guys that DEFINITELY know more about trains than you, have walked farther than you, drink more than you, can play way more obscure old timey songs and are generally just more awesome than you. Hipsters I say! dumb punks probably can't drink a tall can of 3.2% utah water without gettin' silly.
 
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