Wanderlust haiku. I was wandering looking around only to realize what I want needs me more than I need it

This is not an introduction. Also, what are you getting at? It almost reads "Passed out hitchhiker in my passenger seat. I plot and scheme my next move. Spread them legs and victory, orgasm." Please tell me I'm wrong?

Moved to general banter. I don't even know where this belongs but it isn't an introduction.