So does anyone have any jokes?? (1 Viewer)

soapybum

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Lil girl and a clown are walking through the woods, lil girl looks at the clown and says "these woods are really scary" Clown says "you think the woods are scary now, I'm the one who has to walk home alone."
 
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you can drop her off anywhere.
 

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