So does anyone have any jokes??

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where's the: how do you know if crusty has a girlfriend?
 

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Q: what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

A: I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
 

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A guy walks into a bar....he says "Ow."
I use that one all the freakin' time.
 

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
It doesnt matter, she didn't listen the first two times.

Booo... Hisss
 
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