not new but first account

Im a Cop

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I've known about and scoped the site for years, but now im finally bored enough to start an account. So whats up?
middle class dropout, got a seasonal job, scrapin by, havin fun, into art, music, movies, diy, all the typical BS. sometimes i feel like a walking cliche. other times im a paradox. i guess im my own person, but sometimes i feel that everybody loves dystopia too much, and im just as guilty. too smart for my own good, can be entertained by oogles but sometimes its just too much stupid shit for one person to say. Im pro-active, living in a cultural bubble, a bourgeousie town, lack of community, a self starter. Hungry.
 
Hey, Im a Cop!
What's your favorite method of detainment?

cxR - daphne, I reckon

i like to detain grandmas with duct tape in the back of their own minivans. just kidding. i had a cop detain me for no reason then refused to give me back my ID, said i had to come to the station and pick it up. fuck that.
granma" hi officer why did you pull me over"
cop "i ask the fucking questions here!" *pulls out tazer blasts her in the face*