New Level of Creepy: Golden Girls Fan Fiction.

Mankini

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Many things are creepy: odd fetishes; hipsters, cosplay; furries....But there is arguably nothing creepier than people's obsession with The Golden Girls: Most of the actresses have been dead for a decade or longer; the show was last produced over 20 years ago.....But people are still writing fan fiction for it...and oftentimes things get sexual or morbid and Goth/death-related....[shivers, cringes, fetal position.]
 
Golden Girls fan porn sounds wrinkly and morbid. What the hell. Why would you tell us about this? I could've lived my whole life in blissful ignorance. MY WHOLE LIFE, MAN.


Aye... aye Aye... sorry to break it to you but the age of blissful ignorance no longer exists. :(

Your on the Internet's... a series of tubes... and RULE 34 has no exceptions.::cyclops::

*I caution you... hang on to your innocence as long as you may but be wary of rule 34... ::bored::
 
The writing world is full of, ahem, interesting people.

Yes it is... has been for ages.

Late 1700s... de Sade penned 120 Days of Sodom.

Before that you had some cave man carving fertility goddesses from bone while masturbating furiously before heading out with a club in search of a mate.

Today you got Rule 34 Internet meme's, sexual fan-fetish fiction and 30 shades of retarded and every kinda gooey porn you can imagine...

Tends to desensitize people maybe?

Gets to the point where you don't know true intimacy nowadays if it stabs you in the ass::shifty::

Haha... right'O that was a bit of tongue in cheek humor there.::pompus::

Ok I admit it... I am a bit of an old codger at heart... just a grumpy old man.::oldman::


EDIT: On second thought... I might be able to make some bank putting down some flowery words on paper about dashing fellas and women on top of high towers. eh eh... innuendo.
 
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