Impromptu Grumpy

Trvshwvng

Trvshwvng

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I'm outside of NOLA waiting to hop out and fall asleep. Freight passes through so I wake up grab my pack and run like hell to hop on the fly. As I was running I sneezed and shat upon myself all at once. I fall along the tracks in poopy despair and watch helplessly as the line speeds toward the horizon. The worst part?
I lost my bandanna.
 
OH NO NOT THE BANANA!!! Seriously, until you said that I was dying of laughter.

Fortunately they're easy to make and to find, but on the road, as I'm sure you know, it's best not to get too attached to anything.
 
BTW, although I bet you're experienced, perhaps this mishap kept you from greater trouble. Be glad you only lost your bandana ;I can't imagine hopping on the fly and half asleep to be much safer than doing so while intoxicated.
 
oh the woes of shitting ones self. its a dirty world.
 
wizehop said:
Shitting oneself is a right of passage.
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kinda like losing yer virginity, or that first ride, you never forget the first time you shit yerself as a adult, that shit sticks with you.
 
I thought I had never shat myself before...

Then I think I had delirium tremens the other day...

I fasted all day

I slept...

I shat when I was awake.

Then That Night I fell Asleep

Only to wake with mellow yellow corn meal

smelling Like Diesel

In my seat.


(seriously... I thought there was a gas leak... went and checked the burner for a gas leak... ... then felt my wet ass jeans... >.> )
 
@Odin shit man i had delerium tremens not to long ago myself it was easily the most terrifying experience of my life. but come to tihnk of it i didnt shit myself, maybe because i hadnt eaten in days, actually i dont remember shitting the whole detox. i threw up constantly but never a poop.
 
My brother told me about when in Asia (either Vietnam or Laos), he ate the street noodles. A while later he has a horrible stomach ache and the sudden urge to take a shit, so he looks for a bathroom. As time passes he starts running because he can't hold it for much longer and his stomach is wiggling and making weird noises. He finds a restroom, and he's ripping his pants down when he suddenly feels his boxers fill up with dooky! We've all been there, but moral of the story: If you travel to Asia, don't eat the street noodles!
 
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