Oh hello there

[troynoshoes]

Oh hi.
Im troy, a Western Australian shitty band dude incoming to USA in March.
I got sick of being a wage slave, and wanted to live a little.
No job as of end of today. Sold everything I can. Coming to LAX, no where to stay, no plans except a few festivals to meet with friends and dance. Another one of my goals is not being raped repeatedly.

Gonna see if I can scum my way around the US, until i get ejected for lewd behavior.
I have hitched/train hopped around Australia a few times.
i am looking forward to meeting non-shit-cunts and having a lot of laughs. I also do have shoes, contrary to my forum name. Pants however, I may not have.
-troy

 

[KatAttack]

Not being raped is generally a good goal to have. Full body armor is sure fire way to guarantee your backside will impenetrable. However it's not very good for everyday use.

 

[troynoshoes]

As a kid I always wanted to be a Stormtrooper. Perhaps this is my chance to fulfill that long forgotten childhood dream.
White is so hard to keep clean however. How would I maintain it on the road? Not sure if I can handle that sort of pressure...

 

[KatAttack]

Nah you gotta do Darth Vader. That way you have the sweet cape too.

 

[troynoshoes]

i could just get a rubbish bin and cut out some leg holes.
My other childhood dream was to be like Oscar the Grouch. And I ended up a crusty punk dude.
I should sue Sesame Street.
I'm going to email my legal team.

 

[KatAttack]

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Kids these days can't even dream that cause NASA shut down.
At least I can still travel Earth since the moon is kinda outta reach.

 

[troynoshoes]

We could make our own NASA out of cigarette butts and newspaper.

 

[KatAttack]

It's a possibility. But I'll just wait for the zombie apocalypse and comandeer a space shuttle.

 

[troynoshoes]

I think the rapture will happen before the zombie apocalypse, so I'll be in heaven playing spin the bottle with Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain.

 

[KatAttack]

I'm not sure that playing any game with Michael Jackson is safe. Many a child were scarred in his funhouse lol.

 

[troynoshoes]

I have had to fight off many a violently drunk gay man in my time.
Unless he distracts me with a "WOOHOOOOO" or a "SHAMMMOWWWNN UHH" and quickly moonwalks up in my ass, i think i am safe.

 

[KatAttack]

MJ has mad skills. Keep that in mind. I'm gonna have Macho Man as my travel buddy. He's not only a great body guard but he can make Slim Jims appear out of thin air.

 

[Agni Riniari]

Not being raped is generally a good goal to have.

Hey, speak for yourself.

>.>

I mean...

<.<'

As a kid I always wanted to be a Stormtrooper.

Dude, and this is going to show my nerd'ness, but, Clone Trooper for the win. Basically, you are Jango/Boba Fett and not regular civilians in Storm Trooper armor.

So. Yeah.

...

I'm going to email my legal team.

You have a legal team?

I think you are doing better than Sesame Street, then. I mean, the Cookie Monster is eating vegetables now. WTF is that? Do they even call him the Cookie Monster, anymore?

Yeah...

My apologies for being insane.

- Agni

 

[troynoshoes]

I dont know what a slim jim is. I am way too Australian.
But I think Jake the Snake Roberts would be the man, he rocks the Meth hard, I hear that shit sells well. I could start my Capitalist empire.

Cookie monster eats vegetables. What the christ has happened to the world.?

 

[Agni Riniari]

Cookie monster eats vegetables. What the christ has happened to the world.?

Yeah... Because cookies are a "sometime snack".

Haha.

- Agni

 

[christianarchy]

Dunno what you guys are talkin about but hey dude if you come to San Diego and wanna see Tijuana, Mexico (right on the California/Mexico border) I'll show you around and you can crash at my place in TJ. Is a fun place.

 

[KatAttack]

Slim Jims are the greatest invention known to man.

 

[KatAttack]

Hey, speak for yourself.

>.>

I mean...

<.<'



I generally like to avoid bum orgies when possible. My insanity is bad enough already.

 

[Agni Riniari]

Slim Jims are the greatest invention known to man.

I am the greatest invention known to man?

And you want to know who invented me?

I did.

I generally like to avoid bum orgies when possible. My insanity is bad enough already.

Oh god. This reminds me of "The Other Guys" with Will Ferrell.

Can you say, soup kitchen?

D:<

- Agni

 

[KatAttack]

I am the greatest invention known to man?

And you want to know who invented me?

I did.






So you traveled back in time to have sex with your own mother like on Futurama?