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Tell these jokes in the same joke sharing session, but with many jokes between them. First A hollywood big shot is having an house built. His only requirement to the engineer was that there be no wasted materials. Not a btick, not a nail, not a single shingle. If the engineer completes the...

I was wondering where my daily dose of nonsense would come from

Thanks guys. No problem helping out with the library, I've been meaning to get more involved with the library and stp in general

hey everybody my names jerry and i joined stp about three years ago. i suck at introductions and thats why i'm just getting to mine. i like the usual shit, my dog, punk rock in its various forms, piss, destruction, that sorta thing. i've been working construction since i was 16, going to school...

I may have jokingly mentioned pre dirtied pants to some fashion guy, i didnt know he would take it this far. Sorry everybody

Wouldn't a florida tattoo kinda look like a penis? Why would anyone get a face tat that looks even remotely like a penis. Dickhead. Seriously though, i hope things get returned and puppies are treated nicely. In what part of Georgia did this happen? Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-J120A using the...

heres a story about a homebum who upon first impression i thought was cool, but later turned out to be kinda shady and i was relieved when he left. Guy approaches and says "dont mind if i stop and drink my beer here do ya?" of course i didn't mind, more power to ya buddy. after talking to him...

Could just be professionallism learned through many years of school and work. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-J120A using the Squat the Planet mobile app!

Find bigfoot Release a punk rock album. Play a show opening for a really awesome band like the adolescents or something Crack Attend a black metal concert in norway Learn to cultivate spores and grow my own magic mushrooms One day id like to have my own recording studio. Make and smoke...

Rosed are red Some things are blue I am the liquor And who mentioned glue? Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-J120A using the Squat the Planet mobile app!

craigslist is dead, no luck with flyers, probably should have made more friends in grade school. http://nopecincinnati.bandcamp.com/releases ugly, nasty, bug infested, obnoxious fucking noise. our old drummer went off to do his own thing so we took a break but we want to get back to playing...

I could be pulling this out of my ass and please call me on it if I am, but some this all reminds me of satanism. If you have such similar beliefs maybe its something you should look into? If I'm thinking correctly then they're not totally unsimilar. and I'm not trying to sway anyone towards...

Jaws, thank you for everything you just said. I could not agree more. moshing is such a wonderful, beautiful, therapeutic thing. there is just so much energy flowing around everywhere, almost without boarders. so many kinds of energy too, you've got anger and violence and aggression but its...

yeah but its also just a discussion thread, all opinions welcome and what not. i've actually never moshed at any kind of metal show. i kinda got sucked into a wall of death at a slayer concert when i was 12 but thats about it, never got to go to anymore metal shows after that. i was at a...

Who else out there loves to mosh? Why do you love it? What are your favorite kinds of pits? Least favorite? Any interesting/funny pit stories? moshing may very well be my absolute favorite thing in the world to do. between shows i just kinda walk around and pick up shit that pisses me off or...

everything is crust, nothing is crust, pizza has crust, what the fuck is the difference and who the fuck cares? people need groups and labels, its human instinct to try and fit in with the tribe, thats how our ancestors stayed alive. the only difference is now its all clouded with social...

not so much about traveling but its kinda similar, going to georgia by the mountain goats. or any going to (wherever) mountain goats song. sticking the RYG theme, wanderin' would be a good one. or barefooted blues. venus bound by unknown hinson? shanty boat by the tillers may appeal to...

man, sucks (for me anyways) that you're in tuscon. do you plan on ever making a return trip home?

the common carp. i don't like swimming so it's odd that my spirit animal is a fish, but they just swim around real slow, they're bottom feeders, spook easily, tough scales, slimy, and if you've ever tried to catch one (like fishing) it isn't always easy because they've got an eye for bullshit...

rock 'n' roll man, i could pm ya and get you my email if you want.

if you think it would be a better/more helpful title then sure, thank you! living situations are pretty good, i've got a little home studio/practice room set up. kit provided. we've got songs written and are ready to record and plays shows, so as long as we can get a few gigs we'd probably...

For those of you that in any kind of rock 'n' roll bands, where do you find drummers? Me and a buddy of mine have been trying for a few years to get our project off the ground but it seems that drummers simply don't exist. We're not asking for much, its just oldschool hardcore punk rock...

it took six years but i heard you, this shit is great.

negative creep - nirvana queen of pain - the cramps bounce - system of a down little devil - the krank daddies those are just our key songs but we end up listening to a lot of dinosaur jr. and bright eyes, crass, the mountain goats, when we want to set the music, usually though its just...

just start reading anything on this website that sounds even remotely relevant to what you want to do, or anything that just sounds kinda cool. you may skim over something and store it some place in the back of your memory and it could save your life or at least make it a little easier or more...

excellent choice, i have an osprey talon 44, its awesome, i can put anything in there, super comfy, nice thick padded straps and waist belt, super adjustable.

thats some good shit right there.

Got to see Andrew Jackson Jihad before they got soft, Joyce Manor opened up for em. small venue, big crowd, i was little and kinda scared, didn't know what the hell a mosh pit was but it was a great show. Folk punk shows might be the best kind of punk those out there.

darkthrone death sex advocates melvins knife the symphony if you like dropkick, check out bishops green.

GRIPE FUCKING RULES!!!

is it possible that psychobilly is the meaning of life?

we have talked about it a great deal, and the feelings are mutual, and while i would love to give it a shot i just don't think that i ever will, we talked about that too, a relationship between us would just be really weird and probably not enjoyable for very long. we've come to accept that we...

sorry this posted like six times, this computer is silly, does anyone know how to delete posts or maybe someone like and ADMIN could call a few of these "inappropriate" and delete them? i don't want to look like a fool on the internet for the rest of forever...

(mutual) feelings i have for my best friend are clouding my mind and i am ruining a good relationship for a girl i can't have because 1) she has a boyfriend 2) we've talked about it and a relationship between the two of us, while fun and healthy, just wouldn't work out in the long run 3) the...

i have ordered some stuff from them, they're cheaper than most other websites, ship fast, good quality, just stay away from their bondage pants as they are pretty shitty.

just wondering if anyone has heard of wormwood, its supposed to be some sort of super drug. its legal, gets you kind of a buzz, helps with something in your stomach but im not sure, any info appreciated

im on a mission from god...

just like everyone is saying, its all a matter of what your looking for, if you want to walk and thats it, bring 600 people, who cares? but hitching is a solo mission, sometimes a two man operation but rarely. as for freight hopping, i would three or four max (including yourself) anymore than...

night fishing expedition in ohio, i was sitting about 2 feet from where the beavers were coming in and out of the river, i scared the beaver and the beaver scared me. one time i was sleeping out in bear country, it had been a cold rainy night, and i woke up in my tent, and i felt something warm...

well, the coolest thing i have ever found in the woods would probably have to be either a bowling ball, a dog (he had no collar, and appeared to be starved nearly to death, i decided to take him in, his new name is mr. jenkins, i believe he is some sort of cur, but he was thin even for a cur)...

i have a love for rivers that runs just as deep as a river itself, so when i die, i want my body to be dumped into a handmade canoe and sent down river, but i was my body to be really pale when they do this, dressed in a (stolen) tuxedo, holding some sort of white and purple flowers. i have also...

so i was bored one day at a friends house, and started digging around in a closet, found an old pogo stick, started out in the parking lot of the apartment complex, and then decided to bounce my happy ass on down the road, i was wondering if anyone has ever done, or even heard of long...

Appalachian Trail...all the way from maine to georgia, does that count?

i would first like to start by saying, i have been on the road for a number of years, i have a home, but no house ya know? i travel, crash at a friends house from time to time, all that fun shit its a party but before i started i had this friend, at first that was all it was, then we both...

probably the grossest place i have stayed was an old grain storage thing, there was a bunch of old, rotten, moldy grain and korn on the floor, dead birds, coon shit, some places had big puddles of gross ass water, the stench was overbearing, overall a pretty gross place, but, human existence ya...

well, a wool trench coat would be the best thing ever, you can always pin it up into a pea coat, and it doubles as a sleeping bag pretty much. but i have a navy issued wool pea coat, a light hoodie, and a denim vest, warm as can be, but i have also survived winters in ohio, wisconson, michigan...

i tend to go in my birth-day suit most the time... but in all seriousness, 2 pair of boxers, full set of thermal underwear(pants and shirt) 2 pair of pants, 2 t-shirts, one long sleeve shirt, 3 pair of socks ( 1ankle, 2 crew), maybe some warm, puffy socks, combat boots, light hoodie, denim...

depends on the time of year and your location really. personally i like a tarp, i hang it how most people would, and i tie a hammock under it, keeping your body off the ground in the cold keeps you a hell of a lot warmer, and its way more comfortable. but if im venturing into northern territory...

they make a dry shampoo, like a powder you can just brush through your hair, it might work for absorbing sweat, and tea bags, lavender oil, citrus fruit, baking soda are nice, it also helps to carry an air freshener in your pocket, its a bit strong for the first few days but after that its just...

wash boards are really effective, and you can wash in rivers, luckily for me i love the smell of a river, i don't know why, i just do, so there is nothing better than smelling like one ya know? but laundromats are great too, especially when its cold out, nothing worse that putting on some icy...