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I dont know if this is bullshit but someone told me that the officers are legally authorized to create charges on the fly due to napoleanic law. or however its spelt

two words wahh

southern spain was hard, in a college drunkard spot in the us id make 50 to 70 in 2 hours in southern spain id make like 40 euros in 8 hours

well what you do (or atleast what ive seen done) is just find an empty 2 liter or 16 oz water bottle depending on how much beans you want, throw the dry beans in there with water, tighten cap, toss in your pack and youll be good to go. but as for me I just roll with canned beans I like Pinto...

seems like anywhere I sleep in the desert, im always gettin torn up by huge red ants, it got to the point where them biting me just stopped botherin me. Never had any problems with snakes, playing paintball once I dove into bunker fox hole thing and there was a rattler a couple feet from me I...

beans beans beans and spam

Sentry guns,claymore or sometimes those swingy log things. Dog alarm system with a heart beat or just find a good bush

Kill you some commmys wait I mean turrorists?

heres one of my journal entries. I had Ess Eee Exx and my wee smelt funny the next day when I made a poopey.

definetely will keep you warm.

have fun hitchin outta phoenix 110 degrees, you would think outlaw desert folk would pick you up but they dont and there just your run of the mill yuppies. it took me 5 days to hitch to indio 2, 5 mile rides and one 200 mile ride to indio then no luck for a day there at a major truck stop...

when me and my lady get frustrated with holdin out thumbs out we will fly the bird for 20 to 30 cars its very therapeutic, you guys should give it a whirl

it means they got a small dick and no balls so they wont pick you up

no caffeine. Someone told me a good was to cure the shakes after a long binge is, go to bed wake up with that shitty nasty feeling pound a shot or two/ strong beer , whatever. Then go back to sleep, wake up ya should be feelin a bit better

Tagged on the wall in the bathroom of the Iron Rail NOLA

Key West is a great place, its the first place I went when I decided to leave,my friend made it out to sound like it was a tropical paradise, its really just a concrete shithole surrounded by staff infested water. I been back there alot since, Ive also been to jail there so watch out, its a...

RATZ... gerbils are insane.

Milk the Parsley in your mouth, like Dip. then spit it out, somethin an old hippy guy made me do.

Dinty Moore beef stew cures all of lifes ailments.

"if you can kill it, clean it and cook it. by all means eat it." mikey dee's does all that for me, and I like my beer and burger tits.

I got picked up by a one of the Monster R.V.'s with a Mercedes trailin behind it. This dude had 8 of his kids in the back.

Dont be weary of other countries, just gotta mind your pees en q's(dont try to be sarcastic with someone in a language you barely understand,trust me). Theres also ALOT less of a police presence out in spain. Cheap beer and liquor, 50 cents for a beer or a shot.

They didnt just walk up and start beating me wtih sticks and they didnt see me drinkin'. I walked outta a bar and was crossin a plaza late at night. and This little morrocan guy came up to me and grabbed me by my shirt and started screamin in my face, so I grabbed him and slung his ass about 10...

I used a wrench bigger than that on a old shrimpin boat, used it to twist out the long metal rod that spins the screw. thats after I scraped off all the barnacles with a handscraper on a 70 ft ship.

Runnin' across some tracks to get a train, tripped over the first rail bashed my forhead into the 2nd one.

Theres a bridge about 3 keys north of keywest, been so long cant remember the name. The bridge was goin between 2 keys a ledge to jump of into the clear blue water and not seen from the road. Money was hard and the kids I was kickin it with were newbs so I would share a tall can and a peice of...

Get a roundtrip standby plane ticket(means you can get to wherever leave after a week or after 6 months)book it a few months in advance. If you get to a non english speaking country kick it in one of their major citys till you learn the language, youll find lots of english speaking tourists...

thanks mouse, that helps alot.

Well this wouldnt be my first time to NYC, but I never had a dog up there. This is in regards to the subways in the city, service dog papers and how to acquire them. I was watching a friends pitt one time in New Ark and had to go to the city cops just made me put a muzzle on the dog and they...

those big military ponchos are good. They reach down to bout your mid calf and are big enough to fit over a pack as well.

So I was In spain, right near morroco. I was gettin shitty drunk and a bunch of muslims came up to me and beat my face in with sticks.

Just get an instrument, get enough for a half-pint of whiskey, drink get loose and play. You will make good money anywhere you go, especially in college towns. Flying a sign never fails anywhere you are. unless you see a homebum at every off-ramp.

ive made it from colorado to minnesota Hitching 2 rides, not walking down the interstate for more than 4 hours altogether

Join in on the soon to be painful festivities.

Ey' ma I told you in SF to go home your mommy is dissapointed you ran away.

watch out for border towns..I hear baja is like 50% english speaking...id recommend learning to speak spanish. watch out for corrupt cops

Kansas sucks, Missouri is good, missippi good, alabama good.

hitchhikings all common sense if it aint workin you aint tryin

hitchhikings all common sense if it aint workin you aint tryin

Post edited by: MattPist, at: 2007/05/20 06:33

If you sit on an onramp for a day start walking down the interstate, if you get kicked off go to the gas stations. When I make signs I usualy keep it simple (south,north,west,east) hitchhiking is hell sometimes. its all about bein at the right place at the right time, just remember to keep your...