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That must be a nightmare. I hope things are okay for his friends.

I definitely won't shoot valiums.

Okay, well this is my theory... You take a metal disc and put it on a rod, then put a negative magnetic charge on one side behind, then a positive magnetic charge on the other side in front. The magnets pull the disc forever.

If you had the secret to infinite renewable clean energy, what would you do with it? Would you care if it was used for weaponry?

A cigar box, some thumb screws for tuning pegs, nails, and a piece of a pallet will only cost you some pocket change.

When I was in Los Angeles people would leave the most awesome clothing outside their mansions in big trash bags all around Hollywood.

I liked Venice. It's just really hard to make a dollar there; maybe that's what he/she meant.

I grew up in outer Baltimore, Southside Richmond, and the slums in New London, so I don't really see anything wrong with spanging. I just didn't have the skills to manufacture a product I could sell, like tie-dye and veggie wraps. I understand that some people come from a rich country, but they...

The kind of books psychiatrists usually share with you say, "my I.Q. is the same as the cost of a stick of gum," but when you hear "a danger to yourself or others," you know you were about to commit a crime. I'm headed to Detroit right now, so let me know if you're around and you'd like to...

So my psychiatrist tells me it's to be a life without opinion. I may not be able to write music, if he orders me caught, so I expressed maybe my last song; if I could afford an instrument, I'd have recorded it on accordion in soprano. It goes: Won't somebo-dy shoot my psychiatrist, Stick a gu-n...

Ignore people who say, "I'm not going that far, but etc." I only have money on me sometimes, but my buddy said to always offer gas money before you get in the car.

My new patchwork hoodie is mostly upholstery due to limited geographic (there is nothing pretty in Milwaukee.) Some Vietnamese paisley (pink and blue.) It isn't finished yet.

I went to the Standing Stones Solidarity Circle in Knoxville the day before the DAPL victory and there was this indian girl there who said "I think everyone here needs to come to terms with the fact we all have white privilege." She also suggested life-sized puppet theater. I don't know how much...

What havent you done yet though? When I say, "still," I mean, even though you are freer than you may have been.

Have you ever tripped face on a skyscraper, beat up a train bull, or screwed the moderately famous? You don't have to confess those things, but what's something you only dream about? What limits you from, specifically?

I'm just kidding. What really happened was, I met Rainbow Brite and we shot some heroin under a bridge. She passed out, and I said, "Rainbow Brite, don't you have to save the world?" She was like "Go fuck an elf faggot." So I was like, "I didn't think elves existed until I met you, so okay."...

A lot of kids would probably be going there from Richmond.

You'll never find anybody else who's done it, except that guy who drove me, but he doesn't count because you never would have known about him without me.

So this guy has been buying things all his life and he's a real breadwinner. One day he thinks he sees a whore and asks if she's for sale. "Sure, whatever," she says. So they have sex, then he finishes and gives her the money. He goes and tells his buddies he got laid, and she goes and tells her...

I had one guy in jail tell me I was Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahlmer and the unibomber all together.

If I could get someone to verify this for me if they are near Charleston, WV, that'd be great. So I'm from the Shenandoah Valley where there are a lot of rainbows. I was in Lewisburg on my way back to my hometown and being kicked out of town by vicious WV police (I had until sundown) for...

I was in Newark, NJ and I saw a really hot guy when I was buying groceries with the self checkout machines. I asked him if he could teach me how to use them newfangled electrics, because I lived deep in the woods in the country and I had never seen one before, but I was never going back! He...

On the roof of a cigar shop.

I was just walking down the street in Miami and there was a random guy by the train tracks. I just turned my head at him, then walked over by the tracks and he followed me over there to fuck me for five minutes or so.

A really good guitarist, and he was still wearing the necklace I gave him before I started hitchhiking, years after I met him. Last I saw of him was in Ocala with Safety Pins.

Dorothy Parker may not be as old as Aristotle, but I'm with a dumb guy because she has convinced me it makes my grandma happy. "Never love a simple lad, Guard against a wise, Shun a timid youth and sad, Hide from haunted eyes. Never hold your heart in pain For an evil-doer, Never flip it...

It's all about self-sustaining ecologies. I think if there are genetically engineered crops, marketing agencies will stop advertising the original strain and capitalism will be responsible for the extinction of the pure crop in the name of commerce, if the major power. I've always thought that...

Thank you, that's very reassuring. I thought it was a big conspiracy or something.

I was reading this old post by this ftra character and he said "a dirty skank wont protect you from train tunnel gasing." If a "dirty skank" wont protect you from train tunnels then what have kids been using...?

So I was going to Salem to get my mom a birthday present. Everyone I talk to is like, "Oh, Salem? Oh, you're going the wrong way." It's like this my whole trip. So I catch a ride with a trucker and he takes me from Knoxville to Indianapolis, and I don't know anything about Indianapolis, so I...

I went to the naval museum, the Intrepid, in Jersey City, and asked if I could have the ship in the name of the Cherokee Tribe (I'm Cherokee.) They said I'd have to talk to the pentagon about it, but everybody knows the real pentagon is Squat the Planet. What if we could get the naval museum and...

I was looking at a search engine and couldn't find anything about Welsh gypsy graffiti. I had read somewhere on the internet that they invented graffiti. Could it be that search engine results predict a historical annexation of Welsh gypsy culture? Does anyone have any old books on the matter?

I went to Indianapolis and there were wild bats attracted to my nasty smell. I started carrying around a wooden stake and eating garlic.

Gremlin and Anthony died a while ago, but it just wasn't posted on here, so I thought I would mention it. Gremlin died of a heroin overdose, and I just met him in Charleston but I wanted to travel with him. Anthony died of hepatitis C and we went to jail together in Knoxville. You are both good...

I don't know if anyone knows Kelly Fox, but he has a bridge piercing in his nose and plays violin. I run into people who look like him, and I wonder if they are lookalikes.

That is disgusting. Someone should beat his ass for free.