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    i am having a hard time standing up, & not puking...

    i have had two bottles of sake' & the snot is accumulating on the back of the roof of my mouth.. plus i have to piss.. WTF was i thinking about..? right.. right... standing up & not puking... hold on.. i may have to puke, bending over... maybe i'll grab a smoke & add a little cancer to it...
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    DeadPrezRez

    not dead, just encapsulated,,,
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    DeadPrezRez

    yah.. not dead, just encapsulated.. the offer on the land is good. nothing there but dirt, but.. the bell has been ringing since 2010.. that land is yours to use, Jay.. or anyone on StP with the will to check it out. it isn't perfect, & it is arguably no better (or less) than a spot at the...
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    i love trump...

    i get triggered all the time.. i mean.. all i have to do is *see* the yellow fucking alien that sits on his head &.. Kabooinggg!!!! i want to rip my fucking eyes out... besides, if this peepee guy is just a troll, or hell.. maybe just like poking people he doesn't agree with, it's cool by...
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    A Week Without Sake'...

    Scary shit.. had some apple cider, but la la la... WTF was i thinking? life is useless if you are not insane... the old, inebriated fantasies are seeping baxk in... "what would *i* do, if *I* controled the nukes...??" vote for me, motherfuckers, & i'll kill *everyone* who isn't fucking...
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    i love having an insane president..

    & he won't give a *fuck,* about the skull..
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    i love having an insane president..

    Everything glowing.. earth, skull, burning trail.. Butt not with simple phosphored thread.. Real goddamned radium, like the old WWII watch hands & faces that gave the production girls mouth cancer, since they'd lick their pant brushes, to be as precise as possible.. Holy fuck.. Christ Jesus...
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    i love having an insane president..

    butt make it the first *glowing* patch officially designated by the military..
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    i love having an insane president..

    Maybe add some daggers & atoms spewing neutrons & shit..
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    i love having an insane president..

    Trump wants an icon for his fucking space force.. I say a skull, burning up as a meteor, as it burns towards earth...
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    i love having an insane president..

    Grenades made of love, of course.. Until we get to the shit our fucking brains have tried to bury...
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    i love having an insane president..

    Yo, brother. Pass a grenade, please. God Bless us, every One!!
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    i love having an insane president..

    Dun read trees. Listen to them.
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    i love having an insane president..

    The ere Iz more than 1 Dye Mention..??
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    i love having an insane president..

    Hoidy shit, bro! If I were only ad smart as 1/2 of the two of them, divided by 4!! thanks!! Bloody body parts & all.. MAGA!! ; )
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    i love having an insane president..

    any observations you can make note of? i mean, if not, i dun fucking blame you, at all... kinda like describing body parts at a train wreck...
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    i love having an insane president..

    i can actually identify with this asshole, to some extent.. he is the daddy boy coming home to find that what ass-raped *him* is what is going to ass-rape his kids, *too*... fucking goddamned jimmy carter, ronald mcreagan, bush & fucking clinton & evey single one of those hell-whores from...
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    Bridging monogamy & polyamory to rapid moving on for more emotional travelers

    (& if not 420*, right at the limits of human fucking survival..)
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    Bridging monogamy & polyamory to rapid moving on for more emotional travelers

    That's exactly the point, though, V.. sure, enjoying the moment is enjoyable, but.. why are you at the library? it's.. 420*F down there, right now? are you there because you enjoy being down there, or because there's shit that's important that you are doing, enjoyment be damned, when there's...
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    I hate tweakers so fucking much

    & don't forget to add "but i love you, anyways".. : ) with a true smile..
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    Bridging monogamy & polyamory to rapid moving on for more emotional travelers

    an OP this honest deserves that folks stay on target...
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    Bridging monogamy & polyamory to rapid moving on for more emotional travelers

    & the dried up gremlin-trolls that the desert has not yet killed have truths that can even kill Light, because They survive beyond that which brings more than what is Desired or Needed..
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    Bridging monogamy & polyamory to rapid moving on for more emotional travelers

    that thing is better looking than i am.. in any case i'm gonna hit a couple of points & than *maybe* shut the fuck up (although that may, in fact, be an out & out lie). question 1: why do *you* travel? i'd guess that what tops your list are things like beauty & experience & communication &...
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    Bridging monogamy & polyamory to rapid moving on for more emotional travelers

    monogamy: if you won't give your life for someone, don't fuck them. polygamy: i like fucking you, until your life makes mine difficult. there *is* no fucking bridge. i am going to tell you the difference between having a travel buddy & being with someone you love: to your travel buddy you...
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    Docs or thrift boots

    Remember.. you do NOT have to use all 14 eyelets!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just string the fuckers to where they feel most comfortable.. start with the assumption to skip every other set of eyelets, then adjust to comfort.. mine are single eyelet up to the fibula, then *every other* above (tibula, etc.)...
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    Docs or thrift boots

    ok.. i dinna think i would be posting up again, for a while, but you're posting up about goddamned fucking linesman boots vs. desert boots, so i have absolutely no choice but to chime in & tell you what the reality is about what you are actually going to do with your lower legs, ankles & feet...
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    over and out.

    if you know me, you have my #. presently unable to delete account, password set to random ~20 characters. all notifications disabled. unable to answer any messages. i love you guys, but.. we all have our buttons.. i love you all & good luck to everyone. i'm not going to be able to respond...
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    & lying, not even because they are deluded or insane... but for fucking profit... America.. land of the freedom to be whatever whore it is you choose.. or are condemned to.. or have no choice but to be.. or are lucky enough to enjoy, at least a little bit.. because, hey? in America? if you...
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    liars telling those whom they lie to *exactly* what they know they want to hear...
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    @BrianC503 ... wouldn't it be great to see him cum on that poor fucking bitch?
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    i love trump...

    guilty as charged, but.. it's usefull to tie stuff to.. unless you need to take a shit, when trump opens his fucking mouth...
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    Bay Area Camping/Car Camping

    if you park overnight in B., make *sure* you check the side of street notices. parked there for a month or so, never had any problems, moving every ~2 days.. did get popped once for side/sweeping violation. why, however, would you *want* to park in B., unless you have work or friends? if it's...
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    An Interesting perspective

    the meek shall inherit the earth, because the violent shall destroy each other...
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    but that's ok.. the food i give, the rides i do, the work i've done.. boo hoo.. we don't get what we wish we did, do we? fuck no, we don't.. & trump is no more than that perceptual mode that abuses power because it has nothing else which can demonstrate it exists.. maybe like spam ; ) i'd...
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    i mean, something to tweet about, right?
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    the edge.. the edge is good... would suck to say shit that is meant to piss people off, without actually pissing them off...
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    squatting a forclosed house

    who owned it *before* forclosure? go to the county seat & find out, or figure out how to, online..
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    squatting a forclosed house

    fuck, man.. see if you can find the previous owner.. see what interest they still hold, and might be willing to convey to you in a quit-claim deed, as opposed to the interest of the 'forclosurer'. chain of title is *always* a critical element...
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    i love trump...

    yeah.. like having to shit in your pants, 7 times, before you can get your goddamned belt undone.. thanks, bro..
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    or, of course, he is a huge, fucking traitor... or.. or... holy fuck!!!?? is he working for the underground..?????? Trump, buddy.. i am so, so SO fucking sorry for doubting you....
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    please let me know if mt joyous outbursts approach spamming..
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    "I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming Election. Based on the fact that no President has been tougher on Russia than me, they will be pushing very hard for the Democrats. They definitely don’t want Trump! " Link...
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    i love trump...

    BTW.. read the news.. find a nice, cool bottle of Sake'..or toast up, or cry hard.. & take deep drink.. or a crunch of a cookie... & you'll be just as fine & just "as right as rain"... fuck no i am not alright. goddamned fucking donald trump controls fucking nuclear weapons.. this is far...
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    i love trump...

    of course. don't you love The Donald, too???? or are you one of those anti-maga types???
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    i love trump...

    that motherfucker is destroying *everything*!!! he is doing more damage to the system than 20,000 anarchists let loose in DC at 3:15 am.. i think i mentioned this some time in the past.. that.. as much as it sucks that the system produced the choices it did.. *he* would be the most...
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    Poison Ivy/Poison Oak

    I'll point to the wiki, here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urushiol some pretty fascinating stuff.. what *really* hit me, though, is that fucking *mangoes* are part of the same family (which kind of makes sense, once the connection is stated), and *cashews*...
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    Free camping index?

    Don't forget Army Corp of Engineers campgrounds.. not free, but cheap, subject to national pass discounts, and free parking in some areas, at least during daytime.. plus there's backroads that no one will really bum you about...
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    rip my balls off, please...

    well.. i think God is doing the favor for me ; ) ...
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    rip my balls off, please...

    Thanks, bros.. V? you get that box, yet??